guys with Honey-do lists!
Jun 19, 2021 10:59:56 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Jun 19, 2021 11:27:12 #
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Jun 19, 2021 11:29:09 #
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
I do that at home...but then number 3,5 and9 hsve to be fixed by a professional
Jun 19, 2021 11:41:13 #
Jun 19, 2021 12:36:36 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
Gotta love a pragmatic guy.
Good one, Kandisbar !
Ever since I was a kid, I have always wondered who does the even jobs, plenty of folks who do the odd ones.
I have also wondered..... just who's making the call ? ......this job is normal, that job is normal, this one's normal.....wait a minute ! that's kinda of an odd job, isn't it ?
Good one, Kandisbar !
Ever since I was a kid, I have always wondered who does the even jobs, plenty of folks who do the odd ones.
I have also wondered..... just who's making the call ? ......this job is normal, that job is normal, this one's normal.....wait a minute ! that's kinda of an odd job, isn't it ?
Jun 19, 2021 13:52:37 #
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Excellent kandy
even if I did have to read it three times
Jun 19, 2021 14:06:03 #
I confess, it took me a minute to get that one. Thanks for the help Fixorfish.
Jun 19, 2021 15:27:03 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
I acknowledge your thanks, Dakoda, but I can only pass it on, posthumously,..... to my parents and maternal grandparents.
Dad was a Methodist minister and Mom was a graduate of a prominent Secretarial School. My grandparents were both English teachers, and my grandmother gave me a "Word of the Day" calendar for Christmas, beginning when I was 6.
My pragmatic use of the English language has both been a boon and occasionally, a curse. Correcting a classmate is somewhat acceptable, correcting a teacher or professor or boss..... not so much !
Smart *ss or precocious.....I have worn the mantle of each somewhat proudly, but as I aged, I learned to hold my tongue in a lot of cases. Being "correct" does not always ingratiate one's self to the one being "corrected", nor those observing said "correction".......still working on that !
As my Grandmother always said...."if you realize that you have faults, then there's hope for you !"
Dad was a Methodist minister and Mom was a graduate of a prominent Secretarial School. My grandparents were both English teachers, and my grandmother gave me a "Word of the Day" calendar for Christmas, beginning when I was 6.
My pragmatic use of the English language has both been a boon and occasionally, a curse. Correcting a classmate is somewhat acceptable, correcting a teacher or professor or boss..... not so much !
Smart *ss or precocious.....I have worn the mantle of each somewhat proudly, but as I aged, I learned to hold my tongue in a lot of cases. Being "correct" does not always ingratiate one's self to the one being "corrected", nor those observing said "correction".......still working on that !
As my Grandmother always said...."if you realize that you have faults, then there's hope for you !"
Jun 20, 2021 07:27:01 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Such an odd way of working 🤪
Jun 20, 2021 07:30:11 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Excellent. Admittedly, I had to read it twice.
Jun 20, 2021 08:46:33 #
Jun 20, 2021 10:46:48 #
Jer wrote:
Excellent. Admittedly, I had to read it twice.
you're one red quicker
than I Jer
LOL
Jun 20, 2021 10:48:17 #
Big dog wrote:
Such an odd way of working 🤪
didn't know you had thatun in you Bd
LOL
Jun 20, 2021 15:35:43 #
padrebino
Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Did she get even?
Jun 20, 2021 19:01:25 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
kandydisbar wrote:
Man come to house to do odd-jobs. Woman give him a list of 10 things needed to be done.
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
She comes back in evening and only half the stuff is fixed.
He says "I did 1,3,5,7 and 9"
Good come back Kandy LOL 😂😂
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