badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Rednecks will never say these words
#31--When I retire,I'm novin north

#30No ,no I wouldn't dare,she's only sixteen

#29--I'll take Shakespear for $1000

#28--Duct tape wont fix that

#27--I'll have a Heinekin with a slice of lime

#26--We don't keep guns in this house

#25--You caint feed that to the dog

#24--No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo,it aint safe

#23--Wrestling is fake

#22--We are vegetarians

#21--Do you think my gut is too big

#20--I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy

#19--We don't need another dog

#18--Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War

#17--Give me the small bag of pork rinds

#16--Too many deer heads detract from the décor

#15--I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart

#14--Trim the fat off that steak

#13--Cappochino tastes better than espresso

#12--The tires on that truck are too big

#11--I've got it all on c-drive

#10--Unsweetened tea tastes better

#9--My fiancé buys at Tiffanys

#8--I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game

#7--Checkmate

#6--Shes too young to be wearin that bikini

#5--Heres an episode of hee haw we aint seen

#4--I don't have a favorite football team

#3--Youse guys

#2--Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty Lou

#1 Her breasts are too big


And the number one thing a redneck will never say----

--No more beer for me,I'm drivin !!!

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

It’s official. I’m a redneck. Always thought I was a coonass. There you go BB. Left one hanging over the plate for you.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

would it be rude
for me to say
I still think you're a coonass???
mixed with a lil redneck

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

In other words a redass? No that would not be rude.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Do you fall into this cat 4 ?

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

That would be awesome.

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Pretty funny sh** right there bb.

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Fourchon you're a good sport.

Sinker Rig Loc: Tampa area

Yes, us rednecks have some tough hide

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Sure sounds better than a coonneck 🤣

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Thank you sir. A little fun never hurts.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

👍👍👍

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

I would have to agree Cam. 😁😁😁

CGB Loc: Los Angeles

How about: "I enjoyed that book."

Davboggs1 Loc: West Virginia

Hell, I live in southern West Virginia, so I need to help explain none of the above.
Eat Shit Pitt btw