Johnny drove into a sleepy country town one day and went straight to the sheriff office. He introduced himself and told his story to the desk Sargeant.
*Hi, my name is Johnny, and I'm driving that Kenworth truck with a low boy trailer hauling a bulldozer.
I was a comin around Dead Man's Curve, when this car full of idiots came a speedn in my lane coming towards me a head on. They swung to the right to far and out through the fence they a went, just a flippin and a spinning landing on the roof to a stop.
**"Oh my goodness!" said the Sargeant, "I'll call emergency 911!"
*"NO need for all that! said Johnny. I done took care of all that.
You what??!!
*Theyz all dead. So I buried them with the dozer.
**How did you know they were all dead?
*Well I went over to a be a checkin on em and I ask if they were dead. One never answered me, and the other three said they weren't. So I took the dozer and buried car and all.
Well, you know how idiots lie!!
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Johnny drove into a sleepy country town one day and went straight to the sheriff office. He introduced himself and told his story to the desk Sargeant.
*Hi, my name is Johnny, and I'm driving that Kenworth truck with a low boy trailer hauling a bulldozer.
I was a comin around Dead Man's Curve, when this car full of idiots came a speedn in my lane coming towards me a head on. They swung to the right to far and out through the fence they a went, just a flippin and a spinning landing on the roof to a stop.
**"Oh my goodness!" said the Sargeant, "I'll call emergency 911!"
*"NO need for all that! said Johnny. I done took care of all that.
You what??!!
*Theyz all dead. So I buried them with the dozer.
**How did you know they were all dead?
*Well I went over to a be a checkin on em and I ask if they were dead. One never answered me, and the other three said they weren't. So I took the dozer and buried car and all.
Well, you know how idiots lie!!
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thanks for the laugh Pixie
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