reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of Jack Daniels
red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you
don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things
corduroy pillows are making headlines
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car
I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana
whatever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed
news flash--suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years
in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday
this statement is true
the statement above is false
I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other
I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect
I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food
I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
Those are all pretty damn funny - thanks for the laugh!
Still laughing about grandfather. Thanks BB
Bad Bobby you are the Baddest.
β welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years.β
Youβre pretty generous with the above comment. Thanks. I feel better already.
badbobby wrote:
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of Jack Daniels
red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you
don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things
corduroy pillows are making headlines
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car
I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana
whatever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed
news flash--suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years
in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday
this statement is true
the statement above is false
I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other
I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect
I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food
I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack o... (
show quote)
Anyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.... π€£
badbobby wrote:
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of Jack Daniels
red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you
don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things
corduroy pillows are making headlines
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car
I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana
whatever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed
news flash--suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years
in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday
this statement is true
the statement above is false
I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other
I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect
I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food
I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack o... (
show quote)
Gotta ask - were those twins
blond by any chance ?
Liked them all. But, you forgot "Wife and I shower together, sometimes we even turn the water on".
FourchonLa. wrote:
β welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years.β
Youβre pretty generous with the above comment. Thanks. I feel better already.
I wanna stay on your good side Four
Big A wrote:
Gotta ask - were those twins
blond by any chance ?
dunno Big
I was busy chasin my crippled goose bout then
Grumpus wrote:
Liked them all. But, you forgot "Wife and I shower together, sometimes we even turn the water on".
must get kinda smelly in there Grump
Thanks bb, funny stuff. Myself been turned back for more than 20 years though. Nutin finer than sout Loosiana.π π¦ππͺ±ππ
laissez les bons temps rouller
TXmudbug wrote:
Thanks bb, funny stuff. Myself been turned back for more than 20 years though. Nutin finer than sout Loosiana.π π¦ππͺ±ππ
laissez les bons temps rouller
Thereβs a man who knows his geography. πππ
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