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Jun 17, 2021 12:51:31   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of Jack Daniels

red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you

don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things

corduroy pillows are making headlines

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car


I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana

whatever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed

news flash--suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be

welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years

in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday

this statement is true
the statement above is false

I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other

I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect

I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food

I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something

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Jun 17, 2021 13:07:56   #
6482bodean Loc: Northern Indiana
 
Those are all pretty damn funny - thanks for the laugh!

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Jun 17, 2021 13:35:41   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Still laughing about grandfather. Thanks BB

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Jun 17, 2021 13:43:13   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Bad Bobby you are the Baddest.

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Jun 17, 2021 14:05:02   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
β€œ welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years.”

You’re pretty generous with the above comment. Thanks. I feel better already.

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Jun 17, 2021 14:18:20   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
badbobby wrote:
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of Jack Daniels

red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you

don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things

corduroy pillows are making headlines

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car


I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana

whatever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed

news flash--suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be

welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years

in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday

this statement is true
the statement above is false

I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other

I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect

I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food

I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack o... (show quote)


Anyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.... 🀣

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Jun 17, 2021 16:03:33   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
badbobby wrote:
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of Jack Daniels

red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you

don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things

corduroy pillows are making headlines

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car


I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana

whatever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed

news flash--suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be

welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years

in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday

this statement is true
the statement above is false

I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other

I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect

I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food

I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack o... (show quote)


Gotta ask - were those twins
blond by any chance ?

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Jun 18, 2021 06:51:55   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Words to live by!!

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Jun 18, 2021 07:43:21   #
Grumpus
 
Liked them all. But, you forgot "Wife and I shower together, sometimes we even turn the water on".

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Jun 18, 2021 08:12:54   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Ha ha!

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Jun 18, 2021 10:41:33   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
β€œ welcome to sout Loosiana
set your clock back twenty years.”

You’re pretty generous with the above comment. Thanks. I feel better already.


I wanna stay on your good side Four

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Jun 18, 2021 10:43:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Big A wrote:
Gotta ask - were those twins
blond by any chance ?


dunno Big
I was busy chasin my crippled goose bout then

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Jun 18, 2021 10:44:17   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Grumpus wrote:
Liked them all. But, you forgot "Wife and I shower together, sometimes we even turn the water on".
must get kinda smelly in there Grump

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Jun 18, 2021 15:07:07   #
TXmudbug Loc: Houston TX
 
Thanks bb, funny stuff. Myself been turned back for more than 20 years though. Nutin finer than sout Loosiana.🐠🦞🐟πŸͺ±πŸŒžπŸŒˆ
laissez les bons temps rouller

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Jun 18, 2021 19:44:24   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
TXmudbug wrote:
Thanks bb, funny stuff. Myself been turned back for more than 20 years though. Nutin finer than sout Loosiana.🐠🦞🐟πŸͺ±πŸŒžπŸŒˆ
laissez les bons temps rouller


There’s a man who knows his geography. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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