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Idiot Johnny's cousin Blond Barbie
Jun 17, 2021 02:48:56   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at a large company in the city. She complained she couldn't see the computer screen. Her boss said she had used too much "White Out" and fired her.
Being frustrated from city life she moved to the country. She decided to be the next great farmer. She went to the county's feed and seed store and described her dream.
The store manager said it was to late in the season to raise corn or potatoes, so he sold her 500 chicken peeps to start with. She was so excited.
A month goes by and Barbie goes back in to buy 500 more.
Your chicks must be doing well said the manager.
Oh no! Not at all she said. They all died.
What??? What happened? Asked the manager.
Barbie relied, "I don't know if I planted them to deep or too close together!"

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Jun 17, 2021 06:40:11   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
👍🏻

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Jun 17, 2021 06:43:24   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Lol.. didnt see that coming!! Good one!!

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Jun 17, 2021 07:18:15   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at a large company in the city. She complained she couldn't see the computer screen. Her boss said she had used too much "White Out" and fired her.
Being frustrated from city life she moved to the country. She decided to be the next great farmer. She went to the county's feed and seed store and described her dream.
The store manager said it was to late in the season to raise corn or potatoes, so he sold her 500 chicken peeps to start with. She was so excited.
A month goes by and Barbie goes back in to buy 500 more.
Your chicks must be doing well said the manager.
Oh no! Not at all she said. They all died.
What??? What happened? Asked the manager.
Barbie relied, "I don't know if I planted them to deep or too close together!"
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at ... (show quote)


Oh, God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jun 17, 2021 07:25:11   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at a large company in the city. She complained she couldn't see the computer screen. Her boss said she had used too much "White Out" and fired her.
Being frustrated from city life she moved to the country. She decided to be the next great farmer. She went to the county's feed and seed store and described her dream.
The store manager said it was to late in the season to raise corn or potatoes, so he sold her 500 chicken peeps to start with. She was so excited.
A month goes by and Barbie goes back in to buy 500 more.
Your chicks must be doing well said the manager.
Oh no! Not at all she said. They all died.
What??? What happened? Asked the manager.
Barbie relied, "I don't know if I planted them to deep or too close together!"
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at ... (show quote)


Wow !!!

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Jun 17, 2021 07:29:06   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Poor Blond Barbie just went a fowl there i guess.

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Jun 17, 2021 08:13:51   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at a large company in the city. She complained she couldn't see the computer screen. Her boss said she had used too much "White Out" and fired her.
Being frustrated from city life she moved to the country. She decided to be the next great farmer. She went to the county's feed and seed store and described her dream.
The store manager said it was to late in the season to raise corn or potatoes, so he sold her 500 chicken peeps to start with. She was so excited.
A month goes by and Barbie goes back in to buy 500 more.
Your chicks must be doing well said the manager.
Oh no! Not at all she said. They all died.
What??? What happened? Asked the manager.
Barbie relied, "I don't know if I planted them to deep or too close together!"
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at ... (show quote)


Good one pixie. 😂 poor little peeps. 😢

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Jun 17, 2021 15:32:08   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at a large company in the city. She complained she couldn't see the computer screen. Her boss said she had used too much "White Out" and fired her.
Being frustrated from city life she moved to the country. She decided to be the next great farmer. She went to the county's feed and seed store and described her dream.
The store manager said it was to late in the season to raise corn or potatoes, so he sold her 500 chicken peeps to start with. She was so excited.
A month goes by and Barbie goes back in to buy 500 more.
Your chicks must be doing well said the manager.
Oh no! Not at all she said. They all died.
What??? What happened? Asked the manager.
Barbie relied, "I don't know if I planted them to deep or too close together!"
Blond Barbie was fired from the secretary pool at ... (show quote)


WOW ! Now THAT is a 'blond' joke !

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Jun 18, 2021 15:41:00   #
TXmudbug Loc: Houston TX
 
A fowl story. Funny! Me thinks them blonde chicks gotta stick togetta, else you’d can’t tell one from the other.🐥🐥
laissez les bons temps rouller

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