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Jun 11, 2021 17:42:51   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
badbobby wrote:
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes,acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No,we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir ,wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----



Are you ready for this?



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A polish man moved to America and met and married ... (show quote)

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Jun 11, 2021 18:02:05   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
badbobby wrote:
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes,acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No,we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir ,wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----



Are you ready for this?



POLISH REMOVER
A polish man moved to America and met and married ... (show quote)



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Jun 12, 2021 13:16:15   #
MadPole Loc: Woodstock Ga
 
badbobby wrote:
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes,acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No,we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir ,wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----



Are you ready for this?



POLISH REMOVER
A polish man moved to America and met and married ... (show quote)


OK BB...YOU BEEN PEEPIN' IN MY WINDOWS AGAIN!!!! I'm going to have to break out the hawgleg and bug spray!!

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Jun 12, 2021 17:38:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
MadPole wrote:
OK BB...YOU BEEN PEEPIN' IN MY WINDOWS AGAIN!!!! I'm going to have to break out the hawgleg and bug spray!!


better gimme your address MP
so I'll know not to go back there

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Jun 12, 2021 19:56:38   #
MadPole Loc: Woodstock Ga
 
BTW, BB, my sister lived in Humble before she passed away a couple of years ago. Nice place to visit but like my last residence (Florida)...Too hot! I like it just fine here in north Georgia.

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Jun 13, 2021 11:18:21   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
MadPole wrote:
BTW, BB, my sister lived in Humble before she passed away a couple of years ago. Nice place to visit but like my last residence (Florida)...Too hot! I like it just fine here in north Georgia.


yeah MP
use to be just too hot
now it's too hot and too cold

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