badbobby wrote:
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
lawyer---Have you any grounds?
Polish man---Yes,acre and half
lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?
man---Is made from concrete
lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?
man---No,we have carport
lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?
man--All relations in Poland
lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player
lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?
man--No I always up before her
lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?
man--No sir ,wife white
lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce
man--She gonna kill me
lawyer--What makes you think that?
man--I got proof
lawyer--What kind of proof?
Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----
Are you ready for this?
POLISH REMOVER
A polish man moved to America and met and married ... (
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