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Jun 10, 2021 13:37:00   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes,acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No,we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir ,wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----



Are you ready for this?



POLISH REMOVER

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Jun 10, 2021 13:43:05   #
Smokey2 Loc: San Diego
 
---GROAN---

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Jun 10, 2021 13:49:02   #
Whitereb Loc: Lake Guntersville Alabama
 
😂

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Jun 10, 2021 13:59:12   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
🤦🏼‍♂️

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Jun 10, 2021 14:35:36   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Oh...

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Jun 10, 2021 14:47:55   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
😂😂😂👍👍👍

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Jun 10, 2021 14:49:01   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
badbobby wrote:
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes,acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No,we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir ,wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----



Are you ready for this?



POLISH REMOVER
A polish man moved to America and met and married ... (show quote)



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Jun 10, 2021 15:25:01   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
🙄

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Jun 10, 2021 16:18:16   #
fishyaker Loc: NW Michigan (Lower Peninsula)
 
I'm Polish...and I've seen that stuff in my home. Yikes...I'd better watch out! Actually...just the other day she said I was a "keeper". At least that's what I think she said? Come to think of it, maybe she was just asking if I caught any keepers that day!

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Jun 10, 2021 16:22:16   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
fishyaker wrote:
I'm Polish...and I've seen that stuff in my home. Yikes...I'd better watch out! Actually...just the other day she said I was a "keeper". At least that's what I think she said? Come to think of it, maybe she was just asking if I caught any keepers that day!


fishyaker, you do have means for concern. Ashes are kept forever, in an urn. Just saying buddy.

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Jun 10, 2021 18:01:08   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
That was pretty damn funny bb

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Jun 11, 2021 08:49:05   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
A polish man moved to America and met and married an American woman.
they got along well even though his English was poor.
But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes,acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand,does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No,we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me,does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir ,wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me.She buy bottle at drug store,hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom.
I read English good.it says-----



Are you ready for this?



POLISH REMOVER
A polish man moved to America and met and married ... (show quote)


Chuckle, chuckle!

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Jun 11, 2021 10:22:03   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
I've got to admit I didn't see that coming. 🤑🤑🤑

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Jun 11, 2021 15:55:27   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
👍👍

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Jun 11, 2021 17:16:30   #
TXmudbug Loc: Houston TX
 
Funny BB! Who’d ah thought that?
😮😮😮😮
laissez les bons temps rouller

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