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but there is more ,Father
Jun 9, 2021 14:37:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy went to his local Catholic church for confession.

When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"

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Jun 9, 2021 14:43:19   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy went to his local Catholic church for confession.

When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts ... (show quote)

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆👍👍👍👍👍😜

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Jun 9, 2021 15:09:28   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
badbobby wrote:
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy went to his local Catholic church for confession.

When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts ... (show quote)


What a dumb question!

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Jun 9, 2021 15:48:28   #
Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania
 
Good one 🤣🤣

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Jun 9, 2021 17:01:46   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Lol that's funny BB. I bet she already knows 😁

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Jun 9, 2021 17:28:16   #
BonitaBarry Loc: Bonita Springs, FL
 
If she hasn’t figured it out by now why ruin her, I mean your fun?

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Jun 9, 2021 17:29:07   #
lil mutt Loc: North Texas
 
No. No. No. By all means don't tell her. God will deliver His own repayment to you at about age 75. But, you can always remember. Believe me!

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Jun 9, 2021 18:36:32   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
Men must do what Men must do ,,,,at least that's what Marines would do,,,,

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Jun 10, 2021 08:11:44   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
He could let her out of the attic he wouldn't have to climb the stairs that way

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Jun 10, 2021 13:09:00   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Men must do what Men must do ,,,,at least that's what Marines would do,,,,


and Swabbies

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Jun 10, 2021 13:09:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
dbed wrote:
He could let her out of the attic he wouldn't have to climb the stairs that way

excellent idea dbed
would work for me

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Jun 11, 2021 01:01:45   #
fishinphil
 
so......whos winning?

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