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Jun 9, 2021 14:34:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can go in your robe before you look like a mental patient
#2--my therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
#3--my 80 year grade school reunion is coming up and I'm worried about the 150 pounds I've gained
#4--I'm getting kinda tired slowly raising my hand when someone asks "who does something like this?"
@5--I've always wondered what the job application is like at hooters.do they just give them a bra and say "fill this out?"
#6--four time nascar sprint cup champion Jeff Gordon announced his retirement
.it is time for him to do so ,during the last race he had his blinker on the whole time.
#7--the speed in which a woman says "nothing"when asked whats wrong is proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming
#8--Dennys has a slogan "if it's your birthday,the meals on us."if you are in Dennys and its your birthday,your life really sucks
#9--if I should make you breakfast in bed,a simple "thank you" will suffice.not all this "how did you get in my house "business
#10--on average an American man will have sex two or three times a week whereas a Japanese man only one or two times a year.this is upsetting to me.I had no idea that I was Japanese
#11--I cant understand why women are okay that JC Penneys has an older womens clothes line named "Sag Harbor"
#12--I think it's really cool how the Chinese made a written language out of tattoos
#13--what is it about being in a car that people think we cant see them picking their nose?
#14when I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider
so I can finally hear a woman exclaim
"OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE"
.

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Jun 9, 2021 14:39:55   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
πŸ‘πŸ»

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Jun 9, 2021 17:56:38   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can go in your robe before you look like a mental patient
#2--my therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
#3--my 80 year grade school reunion is coming up and I'm worried about the 150 pounds I've gained
#4--I'm getting kinda tired slowly raising my hand when someone asks "who does something like this?"
@5--I've always wondered what the job application is like at hooters.do they just give them a bra and say "fill this out?"
#6--four time nascar sprint cup champion Jeff Gordon announced his retirement
.it is time for him to do so ,during the last race he had his blinker on the whole time.
#7--the speed in which a woman says "nothing"when asked whats wrong is proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming
#8--Dennys has a slogan "if it's your birthday,the meals on us."if you are in Dennys and its your birthday,your life really sucks
#9--if I should make you breakfast in bed,a simple "thank you" will suffice.not all this "how did you get in my house "business
#10--on average an American man will have sex two or three times a week whereas a Japanese man only one or two times a year.this is upsetting to me.I had no idea that I was Japanese
#11--I cant understand why women are okay that JC Penneys has an older womens clothes line named "Sag Harbor"
#12--I think it's really cool how the Chinese made a written language out of tattoos
#13--what is it about being in a car that people think we cant see them picking their nose?
#14when I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider
so I can finally hear a woman exclaim
"OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE"
.
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far awa... (show quote)

Good laughs Bobby

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Jun 9, 2021 18:20:12   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can go in your robe before you look like a mental patient
#2--my therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
#3--my 80 year grade school reunion is coming up and I'm worried about the 150 pounds I've gained
#4--I'm getting kinda tired slowly raising my hand when someone asks "who does something like this?"
@5--I've always wondered what the job application is like at hooters.do they just give them a bra and say "fill this out?"
#6--four time nascar sprint cup champion Jeff Gordon announced his retirement
.it is time for him to do so ,during the last race he had his blinker on the whole time.
#7--the speed in which a woman says "nothing"when asked whats wrong is proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming
#8--Dennys has a slogan "if it's your birthday,the meals on us."if you are in Dennys and its your birthday,your life really sucks
#9--if I should make you breakfast in bed,a simple "thank you" will suffice.not all this "how did you get in my house "business
#10--on average an American man will have sex two or three times a week whereas a Japanese man only one or two times a year.this is upsetting to me.I had no idea that I was Japanese
#11--I cant understand why women are okay that JC Penneys has an older womens clothes line named "Sag Harbor"
#12--I think it's really cool how the Chinese made a written language out of tattoos
#13--what is it about being in a car that people think we cant see them picking their nose?
#14when I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider
so I can finally hear a woman exclaim
"OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE"
.
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far awa... (show quote)


Oh young man,, some days you out do even yourself,,,πŸ™πŸ€—

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Jun 9, 2021 18:21:49   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
Did I say that right I've had a few nips of my diet beer,,,,

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Jun 10, 2021 08:16:22   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
hooters fill this out or go home

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Jun 10, 2021 08:43:23   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
badbobby wrote:
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can go in your robe before you look like a mental patient
#2--my therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
#3--my 80 year grade school reunion is coming up and I'm worried about the 150 pounds I've gained
#4--I'm getting kinda tired slowly raising my hand when someone asks "who does something like this?"
@5--I've always wondered what the job application is like at hooters.do they just give them a bra and say "fill this out?"
#6--four time nascar sprint cup champion Jeff Gordon announced his retirement
.it is time for him to do so ,during the last race he had his blinker on the whole time.
#7--the speed in which a woman says "nothing"when asked whats wrong is proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming
#8--Dennys has a slogan "if it's your birthday,the meals on us."if you are in Dennys and its your birthday,your life really sucks
#9--if I should make you breakfast in bed,a simple "thank you" will suffice.not all this "how did you get in my house "business
#10--on average an American man will have sex two or three times a week whereas a Japanese man only one or two times a year.this is upsetting to me.I had no idea that I was Japanese
#11--I cant understand why women are okay that JC Penneys has an older womens clothes line named "Sag Harbor"
#12--I think it's really cool how the Chinese made a written language out of tattoos
#13--what is it about being in a car that people think we cant see them picking their nose?
#14when I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider
so I can finally hear a woman exclaim
"OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE"
.
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far awa... (show quote)


πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ number 8 is so true.

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Jun 10, 2021 10:01:23   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can go in your robe before you look like a mental patient
#2--my therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
#3--my 80 year grade school reunion is coming up and I'm worried about the 150 pounds I've gained
#4--I'm getting kinda tired slowly raising my hand when someone asks "who does something like this?"
@5--I've always wondered what the job application is like at hooters.do they just give them a bra and say "fill this out?"
#6--four time nascar sprint cup champion Jeff Gordon announced his retirement
.it is time for him to do so ,during the last race he had his blinker on the whole time.
#7--the speed in which a woman says "nothing"when asked whats wrong is proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming
#8--Dennys has a slogan "if it's your birthday,the meals on us."if you are in Dennys and its your birthday,your life really sucks
#9--if I should make you breakfast in bed,a simple "thank you" will suffice.not all this "how did you get in my house "business
#10--on average an American man will have sex two or three times a week whereas a Japanese man only one or two times a year.this is upsetting to me.I had no idea that I was Japanese
#11--I cant understand why women are okay that JC Penneys has an older womens clothes line named "Sag Harbor"
#12--I think it's really cool how the Chinese made a written language out of tattoos
#13--what is it about being in a car that people think we cant see them picking their nose?
#14when I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider
so I can finally hear a woman exclaim
"OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE"
.
#1--the location of your mailbox shows how far awa... (show quote)


Funny stuff! Hooters, ha ha!

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Jun 10, 2021 13:06:36   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Did I say that right I've had a few nips of my diet beer,,,,


you might oughta lay off that diet stuff

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Jun 10, 2021 13:31:42   #
agatemaggot Loc: iowa
 
Good ones !

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Jun 10, 2021 14:33:17   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
Good ones BB, keep in coming, gives me something to chuckle about while recuperating from a back injury! Would love to be wetting a line, kinda of tough when you stand stooped!

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Jun 10, 2021 20:56:15   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
πŸ‘πŸ‘good one BB & his blinker was not on😁

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Jun 11, 2021 23:51:33   #
Weekend Hooker Loc: Clyde, Texas
 
Funny stuff my friend

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Jun 12, 2021 00:11:15   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
you might oughta lay off that diet stuff


Aye Aye Sir, then back to Mr. Daniels!!

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Jun 12, 2021 17:40:49   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Aye Aye Sir, then back to Mr. Daniels!!


couldn'ta said it more better Mr Jarhead

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