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Jun 8, 2021 13:18:32   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
exophile is a word used to describe those who have a love for words,such as ;you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.Or to write with a broken pencili is pointless.

A competition is held each year at an undisclosed location
for the best lexophiles.

Here are this years winning submissions.

#1--When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
#2--The thief who stole the calendar got twelve months
#3--When the smog lifts in Los Angeles UCLA
#4--The batteries were free of charge
#5--A dentist and a manicurist got married,they fought tooth and nail
#6--A will is a dead giveaway
#7--When she married she got a new name and adress
#8--A boiled egg cant be beat
#9--When you've seem one shopping center you've seen a mall
#10--Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three year old was resisting a rest
#11--This guy got his entire left side cut off--he is all right now
#12--A bicycle cant stand alone its just two tired
#13--When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
#14--The guy who fell into the upholstery machine is fully covered
#15--He had a photographic memory which was never developed
#16--When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she would dye
#17--Acupuncture is a jab well done
#18--and last
Those who get too big for their britches are exposed in the end

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Jun 8, 2021 13:32:57   #
FinFisherman Loc: Born in Ohio - 40 yrs Florida- Clearwater,Fl
 
And I'd like to know where a womans yet is! There was a woman shot last Saturday and the bullets in her yet.

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Jun 8, 2021 14:03:10   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
You just triggered a thought. Somewhere I read about a female physician in frontier Texas who developed a reputation for being an expert in extracting bullets from victim's bodies. In the old days, most bullets were simply round lead balls, so she would hve the patient lie down in such a fashion that the bullet would eventually work its way back out through gravity's force. She was so successful, she had a large neckless formed by stringing all the musket and pistol balls to geather! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jun 9, 2021 09:11:58   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
That was a fun read bb. Thanks

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Jun 9, 2021 09:25:05   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
All good ones, there BB.!

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Jun 9, 2021 11:55:25   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
More good ones, BB!

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Jun 9, 2021 13:56:12   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FinFisherman wrote:
And I'd like to know where a womans yet is! There was a woman shot last Saturday and the bullets in her yet.


prolly in her lower regions Fin


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Jun 9, 2021 13:58:05   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
You just triggered a thought. Somewhere I read about a female physician in frontier Texas who developed a reputation for being an expert in extracting bullets from victim's bodies. In the old days, most bullets were simply round lead balls, so she would hve the patient lie down in such a fashion that the bullet would eventually work its way back out through gravity's force. She was so successful, she had a large neckless formed by stringing all the musket and pistol balls to geather! Just Sayin...RJS
You just triggered a thought. Somewhere I read abo... (show quote)


that 'neckless'
would be awful heavy RJ

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Jun 10, 2021 13:34:17   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
badbobby wrote:
exophile is a word used to describe those who have a love for words,such as ;you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.Or to write with a broken pencili is pointless.

A competition is held each year at an undisclosed location
for the best lexophiles.

Here are this years winning submissions.

#1--When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate
#2--The thief who stole the calendar got twelve months
#3--When the smog lifts in Los Angeles UCLA
#4--The batteries were free of charge
#5--A dentist and a manicurist got married,they fought tooth and nail
#6--A will is a dead giveaway
#7--When she married she got a new name and adress
#8--A boiled egg cant be beat
#9--When you've seem one shopping center you've seen a mall
#10--Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three year old was resisting a rest
#11--This guy got his entire left side cut off--he is all right now
#12--A bicycle cant stand alone its just two tired
#13--When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
#14--The guy who fell into the upholstery machine is fully covered
#15--He had a photographic memory which was never developed
#16--When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she would dye
#17--Acupuncture is a jab well done
#18--and last
Those who get too big for their britches are exposed in the end
exophile is a word used to describe those who have... (show quote)

Fantastic BB, good ones

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Jun 10, 2021 13:57:41   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
RuffplayOR57 wrote:
Fantastic BB, good ones


thank you kind Sir

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