A hotel guest calls the front desk
desk clerk---"May I help you"?
guest---"Yes,I'm in room 856 and you need to send someone here immediately"!!My wife and i had an argument and she is hysterical and says she is going to jump out of the window"!!
desk clerk--"I"M very sorry sir but that seems to me like a personal problem".
guest---The damned window wont open and that sir is a maintenance problem!!"
It tough to get good help these days, thanks for sharing, bb.