badbobby(Navy) , Spirit(Navy) and and Jarhead(Marine) were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden bb ran to the opening of a cave and yelled"Wooo,wooo,wooo"!then listened until he heard an answering "Wooo,wooo,wooo"!Tearing his clothes off he rushed into the cave.
Jarhead puzzled by this behavior asked Spirit"Is he nuts or what"?
Spirit explained that during mating season,it was the Navy's custom to yell at the mouths of caves to see if there was a maiden ready for a lover.If they received an answer it meant come on in.
Then he too ran to another cave and yelled "Wooo,wooo,wooo".immediately there was an answer and he rushed inside.
Just then as Jarhead continued walking he saw a huge opening in the hillside."Wow,there must be lots of maidens in that big of a cave",he thought.
So he went to the mouth of this huge opening and yelled "Wooo,wooo,wooo".,and heard an answering wooo,wooo,wooo,wooo.
With a gleam in his eye Jarhead tore off his clothes and rushed into the cave.
Teton News the next day headlines
Naked Marine found mangled by train in tunnel
hope you enjoyed your bus ride Jarhead
Good thing it didn't mess up my clothes!! Strike 1,,,,,,,,
Well, I wouldn't dare, because of my fear of a BEAR! Just Sayin...RJS
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