monday starter
Jun 7, 2021 08:01:43 #
“You are a cheat!” roared the angry card player.
“I am not,” responded the accused.
“You certainly are,” insisted the first man. “I know for sure that I never dealt you that ace!”
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
And this one------
An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.
A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes, 'was the boy's reply.
The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.
She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel.
By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes..
She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'
As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.
'Are you God's wife?'
“I am not,” responded the accused.
“You certainly are,” insisted the first man. “I know for sure that I never dealt you that ace!”
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
And this one------
An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.
A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes, 'was the boy's reply.
The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.
She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel.
By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes..
She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'
As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.
'Are you God's wife?'
Jun 7, 2021 08:08:02 #
Jun 7, 2021 08:14:47 #
Jun 7, 2021 09:24:32 #
dbed wrote:
Jesus said helping your neighbor is the same as helping him
They are all good, Ronnie, thank you for sharing.
Jun 8, 2021 08:29:54 #
Jun 8, 2021 09:58:38 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Ronniejw wrote:
“You are a cheat!” roared the angry card player. b... (show quote)
Sweet little boy story and very funny couch people!!!
Jun 8, 2021 13:19:38 #
Jun 8, 2021 13:22:20 #
Ronniejw wrote:
“You are a cheat!” roared the angry card player. b... (show quote)
made me chuckle then almost cry
Jun 8, 2021 13:23:46 #
Jun 8, 2021 13:37:07 #
Jun 8, 2021 15:29:07 #
Ronniejw wrote:
Which one, the card one?
the card game made me chuckle
the shoeless boy made me sad
Jun 8, 2021 20:27:29 #
Flytier wrote:
Wife's comment
God has to be a man ???
God has to be a man ???
IDK bout you, but I call Him my Father in heaven.
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