A few of life's discoveries...
Apr 20, 2021 12:43:44 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. (BadBobby?)
I finally got my head together...now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in...life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog...some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here...I sure could use a few.
Accidents in the back seat caused kids.
Now, kids in the back seat cause accidents.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.
Funny, I don't remember being...absent minded. :roll:
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. (BadBobby?)
I finally got my head together...now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in...life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog...some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here...I sure could use a few.
Accidents in the back seat caused kids.
Now, kids in the back seat cause accidents.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.
Funny, I don't remember being...absent minded. :roll:
Apr 20, 2021 12:55:49 #
Apr 20, 2021 12:57:57 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Ugly fish wrote:
At on time I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!
Good for you 
Apr 20, 2021 13:16:33 #
DC
Loc: Washington state
you may be Badfisherman but you are really funny and witty. as usual enjoyed your post
Apr 20, 2021 14:36:20 #
Apr 20, 2021 15:05:14 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most ... (show quote)
Thanks for the laughs.
Apr 20, 2021 17:26:36 #
Apr 20, 2021 18:16:59 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
If common sense is common, why do so few people have it?
Good question that is pretty common Greg.
Apr 20, 2021 18:20:09 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Jeremy wrote:
Good question that is pretty common Greg.
I guess that makes me a regular, old, common guy Jeremy. That's okay.
Apr 21, 2021 08:45:44 #
Apr 21, 2021 08:49:41 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most ... (show quote)
Amen and Amen they are all good BF thanks for the morning laughs.
Apr 21, 2021 21:03:15 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
If common sense is common, why do so few people have it?
That is the question of a lifetime.
Apr 22, 2021 15:41:45 #
Ugly fish wrote:
At on time I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!
"when I'm holding all the cards"
It's because you don't know what to do with them
pay me!!!
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