Questions that haunt me...
Apr 20, 2021 09:15:38 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Apr 20, 2021 09:33:10 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Psychics have the winning number it's 1-800- got-y'all. As for monkeys n apes. Ya know some men just hate change.As fir light speed maybe stupidly is faster than the speed if light. BF you've given us alot ti ponder LOL 👌👌
Apr 20, 2021 09:34:01 #
Apr 20, 2021 09:36:15 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
If a person with multiple personalities threatens ... (show quote)
Yes these are good questions. If you get the answers let us know.
Apr 20, 2021 09:39:36 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
OJdidit wrote:
Why do they put door locks on stores that are open 24 hours?
To keep employees in during robbery hrs😬😬
Apr 20, 2021 12:29:08 #
Apr 20, 2021 14:45:10 #
BF, I've got tears in my eyes. So funny. And the rest of you followed up nicely.
Apr 20, 2021 20:36:26 #
Apr 21, 2021 08:52:12 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
If a person with multiple personalities threatens ... (show quote)
Amen and Amen all of them are good there BF thanks for the laughs.
Apr 21, 2021 11:17:36 #
Apr 21, 2021 11:34:19 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Foodfisher wrote:
Why is there braille on a drive thru atm?
I can't quite put my fingers on why that is so.
Apr 21, 2021 11:38:28 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
I can't quite put my fingers on why that is so.
Maybe if you were blind you could then figure it out.
Apr 21, 2021 11:56:13 #
Apr 21, 2021 12:14:20 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Maybe if you were blind you could then figure it out.
You make a good case, Bahmer. 
Apr 21, 2021 12:30:02 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote: You make a good case, Bahmer.
You make a good case, Bahmer. I think badbobby is at the oral surgeon today for an extraction. He may not be on FS today due to some pain.
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