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Apr 20, 2021 09:06:04   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

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Apr 20, 2021 09:10:21   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
funny but a lot of good advice

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Apr 20, 2021 09:16:40   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
dbed wrote:
funny but a lot of good advice


And facts.

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Apr 20, 2021 09:17:24   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
It scientifically proven that if you turn the other cheek, your face will be sore on both sides.

Most people agree that money can't buy you happiness but 100% of them are willing give it a try to find out.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Expect little from people, you are seldom disappointed.

An optimistic expects good things to happen all the time. When they don't, they are terribly disappointed. A pessimist never expects good things to happen. When they do, they are pleasantly surprised.

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Apr 20, 2021 09:28:51   #
Catfishmc Loc: Tallahassee, FL
 
Good ones, BF!

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Apr 21, 2021 08:54:02   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)


All are good BF thanks,

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Apr 22, 2021 15:49:50   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (show quote)

"seen it,done it all
can't remember most of it"

reminds me of 'MOI'

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