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Giving up Sex for Golf
Apr 16, 2021 18:24:12   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt", the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?”

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, “Sounds good to me," and promptly sinks the putt!

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gosh, I wish I could get an eagle on this one.”

The same stranger is suddenly at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth giving up another quarter of your sex life to make an eagle?”

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And, amazingly, he makes the eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?”

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and sure enough he makes the eagle and wins the match.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks beside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you really will have no sex life at all.”

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies. "I'm Father O’Malley.

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Apr 16, 2021 23:45:51   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
!No. Father O'Malley told Satan, your left hand will not know what the right hand doeth!" Just Sayin...RJS

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May 10, 2021 21:07:39   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt", the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?”

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, “Sounds good to me," and promptly sinks the putt!

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gosh, I wish I could get an eagle on this one.”

The same stranger is suddenly at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth giving up another quarter of your sex life to make an eagle?”

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And, amazingly, he makes the eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?”

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and sure enough he makes the eagle and wins the match.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks beside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you really will have no sex life at all.”

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies. "I'm Father O’Malley.
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, ... (show quote)



Seems to me that 'Ol' Forktail'
should be keeping better track
of his competition !

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