Things to Groan About!
Jan 21, 2021 22:04:40 #
1. The chicken that crossed the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, it was an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band gun was confiscated in math class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. A butcher backed into his meat slicer and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push an envelope, it will still be stationary.
7. A dog gave birth of her puppies beside the road and was ticketed for littering.
8. A grenade was thrown into a café in France resulting in a linoleum blownapart.
9. Two silkworms got into a race and wound up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When the cannibals ate the missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects.
Just Sayin...RJS
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, it was an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band gun was confiscated in math class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. A butcher backed into his meat slicer and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push an envelope, it will still be stationary.
7. A dog gave birth of her puppies beside the road and was ticketed for littering.
8. A grenade was thrown into a café in France resulting in a linoleum blownapart.
9. Two silkworms got into a race and wound up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When the cannibals ate the missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects.
Just Sayin...RJS
Jan 21, 2021 22:06:43 #
Jan 21, 2021 22:41:54 #
Good ones.
inspired by number 3
"I got fired at the cannery today."
What? What did you do to get fired?
"Got caught with my willy in the pickle packer."
What?
"Yeah seeing those pickles goin into those jars, I got excited
and just couldn't help myself."
What'd it do to the pickle packer?
"Oh, she got fired too."
inspired by number 3
"I got fired at the cannery today."
What? What did you do to get fired?
"Got caught with my willy in the pickle packer."
What?
"Yeah seeing those pickles goin into those jars, I got excited
and just couldn't help myself."
What'd it do to the pickle packer?
"Oh, she got fired too."
Jan 21, 2021 23:22:56 #
Yess, I faintly remember one about Sam falling into the rum tank. He kept swimming arround and they kept trying to rescue him but he fought them off intil he drowned!
Have you ever seen one of those tanks where they store rum at a distillery? It is as big as a swimming pool. Saw one in Puerto Rico. Just Sayin...RJS
Have you ever seen one of those tanks where they store rum at a distillery? It is as big as a swimming pool. Saw one in Puerto Rico. Just Sayin...RJS
Jan 22, 2021 02:00:15 #
Do you remember a old Hoosier comedian name Herb Shriner? Used to have a tv quiz show called You Bet Your Life. He was fond of saying that the Indiana volunteer fire dept's were the best in the country - they could keep a barn burning for three or four days. If you don't get that joke, then you never lived out around the cornfields in the Midwest.
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Now Hogleg you will just make my head swell up! Just Sayin....RJS
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Jan 23, 2021 16:07:55 #
FixorFish
Loc: SW Oregon
Spiritof27 wrote:
Do you remember a old Hoosier comedian name Herb Shriner? Used to have a tv quiz show called You Bet Your Life. He was fond of saying that the Indiana volunteer fire dept's were the best in the country - they could keep a barn burning for three or four days. If you don't get that joke, then you never lived out around the cornfields in the Midwest.
Had a package under the tree, one Christmas from a distant aunt. Opened it to find a box, with Herb on it, inside....a harmonica with a cool plastic sheath that hung on your belt, a songbook, a joke book, and if memory serves (which doesn't always occur) a T-shirt or a vest.... something to wear (??).
I had had a harmonica before, but nothing to put it in to keep it clean and "safe". I do recall that I thought I was the coolest harmonica-playing third-grader in Emporia, Ks. in 1961 !
(Harmonica on your hip was was way cooler (and safer, if you fell !) than carrying a Duncan yo-yo in each back pocket !)
Thanks for the memory jog, Spirit.
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