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Jan 20, 2021 18:47:35   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, the Sgt Major. I won the prize for the best toast of the night
She said, Oh, thats great! And what was your toast?
BF said, Heres to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.
Oh, that is very nice indeed, BF, the Sgt Major said.

The next day, the Sgt Major ran into one of BF's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, BF won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, She nodded and said,Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.

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Jan 20, 2021 18:49:57   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Comes back to haunt you when you twist what you say.

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Jan 20, 2021 18:55:07   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
badbobby wrote:
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, the Sgt Major. I won the prize for the best toast of the night
She said, Oh, thats great! And what was your toast?
BF said, Heres to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.
Oh, that is very nice indeed, BF, the Sgt Major said.

The next day, the Sgt Major ran into one of BF's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, BF won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, She nodded and said,Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the... (show quote)


well I guess it all depends on what one considers their "church"

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Jan 20, 2021 19:36:01   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, the Sgt Major. I won the prize for the best toast of the night
She said, Oh, thats great! And what was your toast?
BF said, Heres to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.
Oh, that is very nice indeed, BF, the Sgt Major said.

The next day, the Sgt Major ran into one of BF's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, BF won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, She nodded and said,Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the... (show quote)

I see you've still got some fight in ya', ya' durn Ol' Squid.

However, "revenge is a dish best served cold."

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Jan 20, 2021 22:28:00   #
Egghead
 
Had to read the last part twice.lol. but now I get it.

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Jan 21, 2021 09:30:49   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I see you've still got some fight in ya', ya' durn Ol' Squid.

However, "revenge is a dish best served cold."


That is one that will be hard to beat. Think you may want to concede Marine. Navy 1 Marine 0.

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Jan 21, 2021 09:55:17   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
That is one that will be hard to beat. Think you may want to concede Marine. Navy 1 Marine 0.

You're mistaken, Plum. The score previous to BB's gem was: Me, a chitload to BB's nothing a'tall.

On rare occasions...even a broken-down Ol' Squid is able to muster sumpin' against his betters.

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Jan 21, 2021 10:01:00   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, the Sgt Major. I won the prize for the best toast of the night
She said, Oh, thats great! And what was your toast?
BF said, Heres to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.
Oh, that is very nice indeed, BF, the Sgt Major said.

The next day, the Sgt Major ran into one of BF's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, BF won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, She nodded and said,Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
BF hoisted his beer and said,Heres to spending the... (show quote)


That's a good one there badbobby thanks for the morning laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 21, 2021 10:03:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
You're mistaken, Plum. The score previous to BB's gem was: Me, a chitload to BB's nothing a'tall.

On rare occasions...even a broken-down Ol' Squid is able to muster sumpin' against his betters.


Just like the $$$$ amount in the poker war payments between you two. No one really knows the score. But funny each and every post from you both.

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Jan 21, 2021 10:06:45   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I see you've still got some fight in ya', ya' durn Ol' Squid.

However, "revenge is a dish best served cold."


Like a good beer. Germans will drink it warm and so did I growing up in Arizona. LOL It wasn't who got the beer? It was who bought the ice?

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Jan 21, 2021 19:22:24   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
That is one that will be hard to beat. Think you may want to concede Marine. Navy 1 Marine 0.


more like Navy 99 to Jarhead1 plum
if the Jarhead wins one it's cause I wasn't there

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Jan 21, 2021 19:33:33   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
more like Navy 99 to Jarhead1 plum
if the Jarhead wins one it's cause I wasn't there


a'tall = 99 chitload = 1 The way i read BF's post

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Jan 21, 2021 19:53:49   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
a'tall = 99 chitload = 1 The way i read BF's post

Apparently, Plum, you've never been a good reader.

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Jan 21, 2021 19:55:33   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
more like Navy 99 to Jarhead1 plum
if the Jarhead wins one it's cause I wasn't there

Haven't learned to count yet, have ya'...ya' durn ol' ornery Squid. At the poker table, you never seemed to be there or aware of what was going on. It was like taking candy from a baby.

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Jan 22, 2021 15:46:31   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Haven't learned to count yet, have ya'...ya' durn ol' ornery Squid. At the poker table, you never seemed to be there or aware of what was going on. It was like taking candy from a baby.

well since you brought it up

I did take a lotta candy(and some cash) from you
PAY ME
BTW quit pickin on grasshopper

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