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BadBobby first experience with Viagra
Jan 19, 2021 18:05:18   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Years ago, after BB decided to try Viagra for the first time ever, he and his lovely wife had an incredible night together.

In the morning, his wife asked BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"

BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"

BB declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"

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Jan 19, 2021 18:16:50   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
After BB decided to try Viagra for the first time ever, he and his lovely wife had an incredible night together.

In the morning, his wife asked BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"

BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"

BB declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"
After BB decided to try Viagra for the first time ... (show quote)


no comment

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Jan 19, 2021 18:19:30   #
6482bodean Loc: Northern Indiana
 
That's funny stuff...

Still chuckling...

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Jan 19, 2021 19:27:11   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
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You are the Man bb.

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Jan 19, 2021 19:32:31   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
You are the Man bb.


yes grasshopper
if only the rest of the stage could recognize that fact

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Jan 19, 2021 19:43:26   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
yes grasshopper
if only the rest of the stage could recognize that fact


Jealous bb, they are just jealous

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Jan 19, 2021 19:48:10   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Jealous bb, they are just jealous

Who could be jealous of one who welches on poker debts

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Jan 19, 2021 20:51:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
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What's up bb?

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Jan 20, 2021 10:24:59   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Years ago, after BB decided to try Viagra for the first time ever, he and his lovely wife had an incredible night together.

In the morning, his wife asked BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"

BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"

BB declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"
Years ago, after BB decided to try Viagra for the ... (show quote)


Good one thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 20, 2021 18:10:28   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Who could be jealous of one who welches on poker debts


still dreamin BF??
wake up

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Jan 20, 2021 18:11:32   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
pends on what you're askin about Oz

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Jan 20, 2021 22:06:13   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
That's a funny one never tried that stuff yet hopefully alot more years before I have to.

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Jan 21, 2021 23:18:50   #
ppatti1111 Loc: Port O'Conner Texas
 
Did you guys hear about the first death from Viagra?
The guy took 3 pills.... his wife Died!

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