Years ago, after BB decided to try Viagra for the first time ever, he and his lovely wife had an incredible night together.
In the morning, his wife asked BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"
BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"
BB declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"
That's funny stuff...
Still chuckling...
plumbob wrote:
You are the Man bb.
yes grasshopper
if only the rest of the stage could recognize that fact
badbobby wrote:
yes grasshopper
if only the rest of the stage could recognize that fact
Jealous bb, they are just jealous
plumbob wrote:
Jealous bb, they are just jealous
Who could be jealous of one who welches on poker debts
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
Years ago, after BB decided to try Viagra for the first time ever, he and his lovely wife had an incredible night together.
In the morning, his wife asked BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"
BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"
BB declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"
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Good one thanks for the laughs.
pends on what you're askin about Oz
That's a funny one never tried that stuff yet hopefully alot more years before I have to.
Did you guys hear about the first death from Viagra?
The guy took 3 pills.... his wife Died!
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