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Taking BB golfing
Jan 19, 2021 17:25:42   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
I, BadFisherman, came home from a particularly testing day on the golf course.

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked my lovely wife, The Sgt. Major.

"Well I was hitting the pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where it went."

"Well you're nearly 70 years old now, why don't you take your buddy BadBobby along?" she suggested.

"But The Ol' Feller is nearly 100 years old and doesn't even play golf anymore," I protested.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," my wife pointed out.

So, the next day I teed off with BadBobby looking on. On the 1st tee, I swung, and the ball disappeared far down the middle of the fairway.

"Did you see it, BB?" I asked.

"Yup," BB answered.

"Well, where is it?" I asked, while peering off into the distance.

"I forget," BB replied.

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Jan 19, 2021 17:27:43   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I, BadFisherman, came home from a particularly testing day on the golf course.

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked my lovely wife, The Sgt. Major.

"Well I was hitting the pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where it went."

"Well you're nearly 70 years old now, why don't you take your buddy BadBobby along?" she suggested.

"But The Ol' Feller is nearly 100 years old and doesn't even play golf anymore," I protested.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," my wife pointed out.

So, the next day I teed off with BadBobby looking on. On the 1st tee, I swung, and the ball disappeared far down the middle of the fairway.

"Did you see it, BB?" I asked.

"Yup," BB answered.

"Well, where is it?" I asked, while peering off into the distance.

"I forget," BB replied.
I, BadFisherman, came home from a particularly tes... (show quote)


another untruth
BF is tryin to make me un fit to look at things

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Jan 19, 2021 17:29:23   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
another untruth
BF is tryin to make me un fit to look at things

No need, as it's already obvious.

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Jan 19, 2021 18:21:45   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Memory the second shortest thing you have??๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคฃ

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Jan 19, 2021 18:22:55   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Memory the second shortest thing you have??๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคฃ


Sorry never mind - none of our business๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jan 19, 2021 18:55:00   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Memory the second shortest thing you have??๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคฃ


Huntm22
gotta remember that

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Jan 19, 2021 18:55:54   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
badbobby wrote:
Huntm22
gotta remember that


Remember what?๐Ÿ˜™

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Jan 19, 2021 19:06:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Remember what?๐Ÿ˜™


bout that shortest thingy

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Jan 19, 2021 19:20:44   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
What you talking about? I surely donโ€™t remember talking about some shortest thingy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jan 19, 2021 19:21:48   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Were we relating to life stories??

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Jan 19, 2021 19:29:27   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
bout that shortest thingy


huntman wrote
,and I quote
"Memory,the second shortest thing you have"
mayhaps you were directing it at BF?

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Jan 19, 2021 19:50:34   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
huntman wrote
,and I quote
"Memory,the second shortest thing you have"
mayhaps you were directing it at BF?

It was quite clear the comment was directed at you, BB.

Once again, you're coming up a little short.

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Jan 19, 2021 20:56:57   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Huntm22 wrote:
What you talking about? I surely donโ€™t remember talking about some shortest thingy๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Don't be suprised to see your name in some future post.

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Jan 20, 2021 10:30:26   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I, BadFisherman, came home from a particularly testing day on the golf course.

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked my lovely wife, The Sgt. Major.

"Well I was hitting the pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where it went."

"Well you're nearly 70 years old now, why don't you take your buddy BadBobby along?" she suggested.

"But The Ol' Feller is nearly 100 years old and doesn't even play golf anymore," I protested.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," my wife pointed out.

So, the next day I teed off with BadBobby looking on. On the 1st tee, I swung, and the ball disappeared far down the middle of the fairway.

"Did you see it, BB?" I asked.

"Yup," BB answered.

"Well, where is it?" I asked, while peering off into the distance.

"I forget," BB replied.
I, BadFisherman, came home from a particularly tes... (show quote)


Good one thanks.

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