BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BadBobby & I were sitting at a bar one time, when he started hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. I had begun to worry.

Our Ancient Mariner was clearly blasted from repeated shots of Jack, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I slept with your mother."

Despite being huge and jacked, the tough guy just kept shrugging it off. BB laughed in the tough guy's face, saying it again. "Hey, I slept with your mother."

Then, BadBobby poked him, and repeated himself, "No seriously, I slept with your mother."

At this point, finally, the tough guy had had enough. He turned around, grabbed BB by his jacket and began to pull him out of the bar, yelling,

"That's it, Dad. We're going home. You're drunk."

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

Good one BF

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

that is an untruth
I was not drunk
just feelin good

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm sure you were.