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Jan 19, 2021 16:30:11   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The U.S. Navy's New Female Quarters Regulations.

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for the first offense.

The Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass sir?"

God bless the USMC

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Jan 19, 2021 16:42:45   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The U.S. Navy's New Female Quarters Regulations.

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for the first offense.

The Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass sir?"

God bless the USMC
The U.S. Navy's New Female Quarters Regulations. b... (show quote)


Always thinking!

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Jan 19, 2021 16:49:21   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The U.S. Navy's New Female Quarters Regulations.

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for the first offense.

The Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass sir?"

God bless the USMC
The U.S. Navy's New Female Quarters Regulations. b... (show quote)


PFTTT

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Jan 19, 2021 16:57:17   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
PFTTT

I don't know what I was thinkin' when I posted the following, ya' durn Squid.

https://www.fishingstage.com/t-29668-1.html#363602

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