badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

The light turned yellow, just in front of him.


He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.



He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.

I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.''

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Good one BB

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Even .you wife laughed put loud, and she never laughs.

Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

I remember this true story from a talk radio show. it takes place on a very busy street north Of Seattle with a stop light at almost every intersection. As the guy explained it, he was heading to work into Seattle and sometimes getting out of sync with the light hence he would have to stop at a red light. The traffic was bumper to bumper. He noticed every time he had to stop for a light a car would come up very close and he would feel a little nudge from it. Looking in his rear view mirror he would then see a blond applying her makeup looking in her rear view mirror. When the light turned green he would continue and the car behind continued and it was repeated at the next red light. Finally he had enough and at the next red light he got out of his car and walked back to the Blond in the car behind him and when she rolled her window down asked WHAT the heck was going on. She explained that she couldn't, apply her makeup and watch the light to know when it changed at the same time, so she, with her auto transmission, would pull up behind the vehicle and come to rest against the vehicle in front and leaving her foot off the brake and when the Vehicle in front moved forward, and so would her car because of the Auto transmission and she would drive until the next red light!

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

guess that would be one way to do it

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

I remember a (true) story that my aunt told us one time (mid-60s ?) about an incident she was involved in; it had been a wet week, with large puddles everywhere, especially at intersections where the sewer drains were backed up from ice chunks blocking flowage !

After passing through a particularly deep puddle, her car stalled at the light, probably due to getting water in under the distribitor cap ! When the light turned green, she tried to re-start it, but it wouldn't 'turn over'; the guy behind her must have been some impatient A-hole, as he immediately started leaning on his horn and firing a barrage of rude obscenities at her to 'get
out of the way' ! After the third
red light (and some considerable honking and swearing), she approached his car and tapped
on the driver's side window; when the jerk rolled his window down, she offered to trade places with him ! Startled, he asked why on earth she would aprroach him with such a question, to which
she replied - "Since you're in such a rush, maybe you would do us
both a favor - you can go up front and start my car for me while I sit here and honk your horn and yell obscenities at you while you're doing so !"

At that point, he shut his yap
while a couple of kindly
gentlemen pushed her car out
of traffic into a nearby shopping mall parking lot, dried her cap
and rotor assembly and (finally) got her car started for her !

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

which proves that there are jerks and wonderful people,like me

Egghead

My cousin in dallasTexas pulled up behind a car that had a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the back. So being a God fearing religious woman. She layed on the horn. The guy flipped her the bird. Lol. She bout died laughing.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford