Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex.
Fred says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Four replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which Fred said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So Four rushed to the store.
The clerk asks Four, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Four .
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
Four exclaims
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
Thanks, I needed a giggle today
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Need to go buy whole wheat bread
dbed wrote:
Need to go buy whole wheat bread
Go to the day old store it will get harder faster.
CamT
Loc: La Porte, Texas
EasternOZ wrote:
Go to the day old store it will get harder faster.
Speaking from experience Oz ????
EasternOZ wrote:
Just tryin too keep up
That would be "keep it up."
badbobby wrote:
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex.
Fred says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Four replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which Fred said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So Four rushed to the store.
The clerk asks Four, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Four .
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
Four exclaims
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex... (
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A simple misunderstanding is all it is. A big long loaf of French bread is where it's at.
FourchonLa. wrote:
A simple misunderstanding is all it is. A big long loaf of French bread is where it's at.
Leave you rolling in dough.
Well that wasn't Hard to follow.
badbobby wrote:
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex.
Fred says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"
Four replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"
To which Fred said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"
So Four rushed to the store.
The clerk asks Four, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Four .
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.
Four exclaims
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex... (
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Why you giving away my secrets BB? Now the whole wheat isle will be empty!
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Buy 10 pounds of whole wheat flour and make your own bread
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