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Jan 18, 2021 14:25:55   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex.


Fred says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Four replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which Fred said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Four rushed to the store.




The clerk asks Four, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Four .

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

Four exclaims
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"

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Jan 18, 2021 14:31:07   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Thanks, I needed a giggle today

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Jan 18, 2021 14:58:47   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Funny bb.

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Jan 18, 2021 15:22:32   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Need to go buy whole wheat bread

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Jan 18, 2021 15:44:58   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
dbed wrote:
Need to go buy whole wheat bread


Go to the day old store it will get harder faster.

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Jan 18, 2021 16:02:47   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Go to the day old store it will get harder faster.


Speaking from experience Oz ????

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Jan 18, 2021 16:04:33   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
CamT wrote:
Speaking from experience Oz ????


Just tryin too keep up

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Jan 18, 2021 16:08:15   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Just tryin too keep up


and that's hard

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Jan 18, 2021 16:09:00   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Just tryin too keep up


That would be "keep it up."

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Jan 18, 2021 16:14:13   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex.


Fred says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Four replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which Fred said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Four rushed to the store.




The clerk asks Four, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Four .

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

Four exclaims
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex... (show quote)


A simple misunderstanding is all it is. A big long loaf of French bread is where it's at.

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Jan 18, 2021 16:16:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
A simple misunderstanding is all it is. A big long loaf of French bread is where it's at.


Leave you rolling in dough.

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Jan 18, 2021 16:33:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Well that wasn't Hard to follow.

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Jan 18, 2021 17:54:59   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex.


Fred says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!"

Four replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which Fred said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So Four rushed to the store.




The clerk asks Four, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Four .

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

Four exclaims
"Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
Fred and Four were having a conversation about sex... (show quote)


Why you giving away my secrets BB? Now the whole wheat isle will be empty!

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Jan 18, 2021 18:26:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Why you giving away my secrets BB? Now the whole wheat isle will be empty!


we gotta share Fred

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Jan 18, 2021 18:35:45   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Buy 10 pounds of whole wheat flour and make your own bread

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