Saw1 keeps his promise
Jan 18, 2021 09:22:28 #
SEX AFTER DEATH?
A loving couple Steve ( AKA Saw1 ) and Sue made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no after-life at all. After a long life together, Steve was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Sue..........Sue"
"Is that you, Steve?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Steve, are you in Heaven?"
No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."
A loving couple Steve ( AKA Saw1 ) and Sue made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no after-life at all. After a long life together, Steve was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Sue..........Sue"
"Is that you, Steve?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Steve, are you in Heaven?"
No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas .."
Jan 18, 2021 09:45:50 #
Jan 18, 2021 10:01:05 #
plumbob wrote:
SEX AFTER DEATH? br br A loving couple Steve (... (show quote)
Didn't see that coming. And I was gonna tell you it sounds good, but I don't play golf.
Jan 18, 2021 10:08:13 #
plumbob wrote:
SEX AFTER DEATH? br br A loving couple Steve (... (show quote)
Reincarnation can be a bitch. 😂
Jan 18, 2021 10:18:28 #
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
Jan 18, 2021 11:02:14 #
Gordon wrote:
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
Funny how that works. We must have been from the same litter. 😂
Jan 18, 2021 12:24:10 #
Gordon wrote:
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
I was a fish in a former life, now I follow the school around
Jan 18, 2021 12:28:23 #
Ronniejw wrote:
I was a fish in a former life, now I follow the school around
I never did like school. Now I'm always tryin to get them to play "hooky" with me.
Jan 18, 2021 12:39:13 #
saw1 wrote:
I never did like school. Now I'm always tryin to get them to play "hooky" with me.
Same here, we had bad teachers so I stayed away a lot. Learnt so much more when I left there.
Jan 18, 2021 18:26:45 #
saw1 wrote:
I never did like school. Now I'm always tryin to get them to play "hooky" with me.
That was good !!!! 😂
Jan 18, 2021 18:32:02 #
Randyhartford wrote:
That was good !!!! 😂
I succeed often with the dumb ones. It's them smart ones that don't wanna play that are frustratin.
Jan 19, 2021 07:16:07 #
Jan 19, 2021 12:42:05 #
saw1 wrote:
Didn't see that coming. And I was gonna tell you it sounds good, but I don't play golf.
Hopefully you like a lot of salad. Don’t you have a Hutch in Tahoe up where the bears roam. Avoid them Coyotes and wolves buddy.
Jan 19, 2021 14:11:21 #
Jan 19, 2021 17:34:53 #
Gordon wrote:
It is a bitch FD. My first life I was a Dog. Now every time I go behind a girl and sniff I get slapped.
Only you Gordo
LOL
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