WV Mike is welcome in Kentucky
Jan 18, 2021 09:16:00 #
WV Mike walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender knowen as gh1 says,
"You ain't from around here, are ya?"
Mikey says, "No, I'm from West Virginia."
gh1 replies,
"What do you do in West Virginia?"
Mikey says, "I'm a taxidermist."
gh1 says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
gh1 grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender knowen as gh1 says,
"You ain't from around here, are ya?"
Mikey says, "No, I'm from West Virginia."
gh1 replies,
"What do you do in West Virginia?"
Mikey says, "I'm a taxidermist."
gh1 says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
gh1 grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
Jan 18, 2021 09:20:35 #
Jan 18, 2021 10:05:53 #
plumbob wrote:
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😁😂😂😂 didn’t see that one coming. You’re on a roll. Thanks for a great start of the day.
Jan 18, 2021 13:37:25 #
plumbob wrote:
WV Mike walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a ... (show quote)
Damn funny. I’ve got a true story the other way around. We used to bow hunt in WV and did quite well (not necessarily me) with some pretty nice bucks. We were at a gas station with 2 darn nice bucks( both around 130 P and Y class and some true rednecks came up to us in an intimidating fashion after noticing our pa. license plates.
Some tense dialogue followed until we were asked the question “ what do you Yankees due up there for a living?”
The witty one in our group immediately replied “we shine the cannons”.
Jan 19, 2021 17:40:43 #
plumbob wrote:
WV Mike walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a ... (show quote)
sure glad to hear that
I've often wondered bout Mikey
Jan 20, 2021 06:42:49 #
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