plumbob wrote:
Romance Kansas Style
Mrs. Oz wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband Eastern Oz a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband Oz, with once again a memorable one liner replied,
" I Am on toilet.. Please advise."
Send me a.......