how much is five plus five?
Jan 17, 2021 15:46:23 #
How Much Is Five Plus Five?
when BadFisherman was a lad he was sitting in math class when suddenly his teacher asked him BF, How much is 2 + 2? BF, caught off guard, begins counting his fingers under the table mumbling to himself: 2plus2, before happily exclaiming The answer is four!
Thats correct, answered his teacher, but I saw you counting your fingers instead of doing the math in your head. So I want you to put your hands behind your back and tell me what do you get if you add 3 + 3?
Slat put his hands behind his back, but his teacher saw that he was still moving uncomfortably as if he were trying to count fingers. After a few moments he said uncertainly, "is the answer six?""You are correct," she replied, "but I see you're still counting fingers despite me asking you not to! Put your hands in your pant pockets and tell me what you get if you add 5 + 5." Slat put his hands in his pants and his teacher saw him looking at his pants and moving his lips without uttering a word until finally the teacher became impatient and said: "I see what you're doing there and I can tell you right now that the answer is not eleven!"
when BadFisherman was a lad he was sitting in math class when suddenly his teacher asked him BF, How much is 2 + 2? BF, caught off guard, begins counting his fingers under the table mumbling to himself: 2plus2, before happily exclaiming The answer is four!
Thats correct, answered his teacher, but I saw you counting your fingers instead of doing the math in your head. So I want you to put your hands behind your back and tell me what do you get if you add 3 + 3?
Slat put his hands behind his back, but his teacher saw that he was still moving uncomfortably as if he were trying to count fingers. After a few moments he said uncertainly, "is the answer six?""You are correct," she replied, "but I see you're still counting fingers despite me asking you not to! Put your hands in your pant pockets and tell me what you get if you add 5 + 5." Slat put his hands in his pants and his teacher saw him looking at his pants and moving his lips without uttering a word until finally the teacher became impatient and said: "I see what you're doing there and I can tell you right now that the answer is not eleven!"
Jan 17, 2021 16:36:46 #
That same day bb got home from school and had to tell his dad that he had gotten an F in math.
Why? his father asked.
BB told his dad the previous story. And
he told him that the teacher asked him what 3x5 is.
I told her 15.
That's right, said his dad.
Then she asked me what's 5x3.
Says dad, what's the f**kin difference?
Said bobby, that's exactly what I said.
Why? his father asked.
BB told his dad the previous story. And
he told him that the teacher asked him what 3x5 is.
I told her 15.
That's right, said his dad.
Then she asked me what's 5x3.
Says dad, what's the f**kin difference?
Said bobby, that's exactly what I said.
Jan 17, 2021 16:55:56 #
Miley1
Loc: Northampton county,Pa,Bangor
Spiritof27 wrote:
That same day bb got home from school and had to tell his dad that he had gotten an F in math.
Why? his father asked.
BB told his dad the previous story. And
he told him that the teacher asked him what 3x5 is.
I told her 15.
That's right, said his dad.
Then she asked me what's 5x3.
Says dad, what's the f**kin difference?
Said bobby, that's exactly what I said.
Why? his father asked.
BB told his dad the previous story. And
he told him that the teacher asked him what 3x5 is.
I told her 15.
That's right, said his dad.
Then she asked me what's 5x3.
Says dad, what's the f**kin difference?
Said bobby, that's exactly what I said.
Now Spirit how did you know that was exactly what I said needless to say a trip to the principal office that day
Jan 18, 2021 11:18:17 #
Jan 18, 2021 14:09:58 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
That same day bb got home from school and had to tell his dad that he had gotten an F in math.
Why? his father asked.
BB told his dad the previous story. And
he told him that the teacher asked him what 3x5 is.
I told her 15.
That's right, said his dad.
Then she asked me what's 5x3.
Says dad, what's the f**kin difference?
Said bobby, that's exactly what I said.
Why? his father asked.
BB told his dad the previous story. And
he told him that the teacher asked him what 3x5 is.
I told her 15.
That's right, said his dad.
Then she asked me what's 5x3.
Says dad, what's the f**kin difference?
Said bobby, that's exactly what I said.
LOL
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