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Jan 17, 2021 10:23:09   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.

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Jan 17, 2021 10:31:08   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my ne... (show quote)


What a wonderful idea!

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Jan 17, 2021 10:42:24   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my ne... (show quote)

If only we could BF, I'm sure most of us would choose that option.

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Jan 17, 2021 10:59:59   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Been watching mork and mindy???? Lol
Nano Nano !!

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Jan 17, 2021 11:00:52   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Fredfish wrote:
If only we could BF, I'm sure most of us would choose that option.


maybe now Fred but when I was young and had all them women around. I would have said no. But now I am saying yes

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Jan 17, 2021 11:05:16   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Gordon wrote:
maybe now Fred but when I was young and had all them women around. I would have said no. But now I am saying yes


Oh! You just want to be where the girls are, all of the time, Gordon.

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Jan 17, 2021 11:07:09   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Gordon wrote:
maybe now Fred but when I was young and had all them women around. I would have said no. But now I am saying yes

Shockingly surprising responses coming from those of a certain age.

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Jan 17, 2021 11:13:30   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
I always thought we were already living life backwards anyway. Just think about it the next time you see little kids running around aimlessly. When you're young,you have all the energy in the world, but you don't know how to DO anything. You spend your whole life learning to DO thousands of things,but by the time you do,you don't have the energy or capabilities to do most of them.

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Jan 17, 2021 11:14:40   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Great idea.
If I only knew then...what I know now!

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Jan 17, 2021 11:15:56   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Best one so far!!

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Jan 17, 2021 11:24:41   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my ne... (show quote)


I like it. 👍👍

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Jan 18, 2021 11:10:50   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
Sort'a like Benjamin Buttons, I want to live my ne... (show quote)


Good one BF thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 18, 2021 11:42:49   #
aha Toro
 
I wonder if it's harder going back in, than it was coming out?

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Jan 18, 2021 15:51:46   #
PierRat904 Loc: St. Augustine
 
Do infants enjoy infantsy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Jan 18, 2021 22:15:50   #
Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct
 
Bad- I enjoy your writing and twisted ideas.
Old age varies. I’ve met old men that were in their 50s and young men in their 70s.
Anyway you live it you start and end up life in diapers.

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