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The battery acid joke
Jan 17, 2021 09:32:29   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle of battery acid, pouring drops on the asphalt watching it sizzle....A Pastor comes along and sees what he s doing and says....listen son, how about i trade you this here bottle of Holy Water for that battery acid?

Kid says...what do i need a bottle of Holy Water for Father.

Pastor says....well, last week i poured a few drops of Holy Water on a woman’s belly and she passed a baby...

Kid says,...aw heck Father, that aint nothin....yesterday i poured a few drops of this acid on a cats ass and he passed a motorcycle.

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Jan 17, 2021 09:33:23   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Disclaimer...i do not condone pouring battery acid on cats asses...its a joke.

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Jan 17, 2021 09:49:15   #
Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa
 
Standard practice used to be in the country if a neighbor's dog strayed was to put turpentine on it's rear. No permanent damage, but it got the hint it wasn't welcome. They can run pretty fast on two legs, dragging their rear!

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Jan 17, 2021 10:31:43   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
LMBO

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Jan 17, 2021 10:37:48   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Danger25 wrote:
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle of battery acid, pouring drops on the asphalt watching it sizzle....A Pastor comes along and sees what he s doing and says....listen son, how about i trade you this here bottle of Holy Water for that battery acid?

Kid says...what do i need a bottle of Holy Water for Father.

Pastor says....well, last week i poured a few drops of Holy Water on a woman’s belly and she passed a baby...

Kid says,...aw heck Father, that aint nothin....yesterday i poured a few drops of this acid on a cats ass and he passed a motorcycle.
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle ... (show quote)


Oh,,,,,,,,,,,,, that is aa good one!

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Jan 17, 2021 10:55:24   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Good one but you aint going to find that trolling motor in the ATTIC. LOL

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Jan 17, 2021 10:59:02   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Man...another trip to the attic? Sheesh.

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Jan 17, 2021 11:26:28   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Danger25 wrote:
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle of battery acid, pouring drops on the asphalt watching it sizzle....A Pastor comes along and sees what he s doing and says....listen son, how about i trade you this here bottle of Holy Water for that battery acid?

Kid says...what do i need a bottle of Holy Water for Father.

Pastor says....well, last week i poured a few drops of Holy Water on a woman’s belly and she passed a baby...

Kid says,...aw heck Father, that aint nothin....yesterday i poured a few drops of this acid on a cats ass and he passed a motorcycle.
Kid sitting on the curb with a newly found bottle ... (show quote)


Lmao. 😂

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Jan 17, 2021 11:27:32   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
flyguy wrote:
Oh,,,,,,,,,,,,, that is aa good one!


Laughing so hard that it made you stutter?

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Jan 19, 2021 19:14:19   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Standard practice used to be in the country if a neighbor's dog strayed was to put turpentine on it's rear. No permanent damage, but it got the hint it wasn't welcome. They can run pretty fast on two legs, dragging their rear!


Dad used to do the turpentine thing to the stray cats when he was a country kid....🐟on

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