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Jan 16, 2021 11:25:26   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”


Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.

With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.

Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘













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Jan 16, 2021 11:40:54   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
Very funny Ronnie, that last ones a riot

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Jan 16, 2021 11:47:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Ronniejw wrote:
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”


Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.

With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.

Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousi... (show quote)


You never fail to bring a smile to my face Ronnie. Thanks

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Jan 16, 2021 12:16:17   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Laughing is a great way to start the weekend, Thanks Ronnie!

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Jan 16, 2021 12:16:54   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
Ronniejw wrote:
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”


Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.

With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.

Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousi... (show quote)


All are good there Ronnie thanks for the laughs.

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Jan 16, 2021 12:32:38   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Don't stop, need the smiles lol

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Jan 16, 2021 13:13:33   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Ronniejw wrote:
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”


Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.

With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.

Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousi... (show quote)


Good job! thanks Ronnie.

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Jan 16, 2021 13:33:37   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
All good ones. Please keep them coming.

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Jan 16, 2021 17:00:04   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good ones Ronnie!

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Jan 17, 2021 17:59:19   #
MAS fish Loc: Peoria,IL
 
Ronniejw wrote:
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”


Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.

With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.

Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousi... (show quote)


Hey R, everyone knows it is vodka you use in potato's, not wiskey... Sheeese.lol

MAS fish

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Jan 20, 2021 17:32:22   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
Ronniejw wrote:
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”


Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub. Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar, `I’m the hardest mint in town me. No one’s harder than me ‘.

With that, the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint. Mars bar turns around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table. Mars bar says, `Hang on a minute, I thought you were the hardest mint in town? ‘.

Extra strong mint says, `I might be hard, but he’s menthal ‘
“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousi... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs Ronnie, and now I know what I’m doing wrong with the mashed potatoes

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