when BadFisherman was just a lad
Jan 15, 2021 14:10:02 #
one day, Gramma sent her grandson BadFisherman down to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As BF was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed BF. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Gramma," replied BF, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
As BF was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed BF. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Gramma," replied BF, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Jan 16, 2021 07:42:26 #
Jan 16, 2021 10:44:08 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
one day, Gramma sent her grandson BadFisherman dow... (show quote)
Amen and Amen that would be true for me as well.
Jan 16, 2021 17:35:08 #
Jan 16, 2021 19:41:37 #
NoCal Steve wrote:
Lol..BB that's a low blow on one of our favorite Marines! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
BF is some ones favorite????
Jan 16, 2021 19:56:01 #
badbobby wrote:
BF is some ones favorite????
Many question my standards but, ya definitely a favorite of mine! 👍👍
Jan 17, 2021 15:17:42 #
NoCal Steve wrote:
Many question my standards but, ya definitely a favorite of mine! 👍👍
for just a minute there NoCal
I was wondrin bout you
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