the bannister of life
Jan 15, 2021 14:05:23 #
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life -- Remember:
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers do More Than Lay People'.
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice. Well,
it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers do More Than Lay People'.
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice. Well,
it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...
Jan 15, 2021 15:11:33 #
Mind works like lightning........I'll remember that one. Wait, what was I saying?
Jan 15, 2021 15:41:54 #
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Jan 15, 2021 17:34:37 #
badbobby wrote:
don't tell anyone Oz
Secret is safe with me I won't tell anyone I don't talk too.
Jan 15, 2021 17:37:48 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Secret is safe with me I won't tell anyone I don't talk too.
yeah that sounds safe?????
Jan 15, 2021 17:40:10 #
badbobby wrote:
yeah that sounds safe?????
LOL I really don't talk much.
Jan 15, 2021 18:13:45 #
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Jan 16, 2021 10:42:27 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life -- Remember... (show quote)
Good one there badbobby thanks for the morning laughs.
Jan 16, 2021 11:33:02 #
NoCal Steve wrote:
What's a bannister?
Railing you hold on to goin up or down the stairs.
Jan 16, 2021 18:50:20 #
kandydisbar wrote:
2 and 7 my favs. Good ones!
well
BadFisherman lived number six
Jan 16, 2021 18:51:15 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Railing you hold on to goin up or down the stairs.
also some one with the name--Bannister
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