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Jan 12, 2021 13:27:14   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.


He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.



The pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor.

He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

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Jan 12, 2021 13:31:26   #
Egghead Loc: Rock Springs Wyoming
 
Lol, she new what she wanted.

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Jan 12, 2021 13:37:56   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.


He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.



The pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor.

He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby and was that Mama by chance that put that money in the collection plate?不不不不不

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Jan 12, 2021 13:41:34   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby and was that Mama by chance that put that money in the collection plate?不不不不不


now bahm
you should be a stand up comic
cause every time you stand up
some one laughs

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Jan 12, 2021 19:39:23   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby and was that Mama by chance that put that money in the collection plate?不不不不不

She was trying to pay someone to take BB off her hands...she wanted the Marine that got away.

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Jan 12, 2021 19:43:25   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.

The pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor.

He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the... (show quote)

In the story, BB, you failed to mention the three handsomest men in the congregation were US Marines.

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Jan 13, 2021 17:58:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
In the story, BB, you failed to mention the three handsomest men in the congregation were US Marines.


you should join bahm as a stand up comedian
every time you stood up every one would feel sorry for you

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Jan 13, 2021 20:12:17   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you should join bahm as a stand up comedian
every time you stood up every one would feel sorry for you

Don't be bitter, Ancient Mariner. Maybe in an afterlife, you could be a Marine.

Not likely, though, as we maintain certain standards.

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Jan 15, 2021 13:51:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Don't be bitter, Ancient Mariner. Maybe in an afterlife, you could be a Marine.

Not likely, though, as we maintain certain standards.


you forget(or ignore)the fact that I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for less

the Corps

and the Jarheads I know have standards so high
that they walk right under a snakes belly

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Jan 15, 2021 13:55:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
She was trying to pay someone to take BB off her hands...she wanted the Marine that got away.


well right at the present time
Mama would pay to get rid of me
she is rather upset with me
but way back then
she preferred one Swabby over three Jarheads
of course that ain't sayin too much for me

I mean three Marines cain't be very much competition

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Jan 15, 2021 16:01:02   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
well right at the present time
Mama would pay to get rid of me
she is rather upset with me
but way back then
she preferred one Swabby over three Jarheads
of course that ain't sayin too much for me

I mean three Marines cain't be very much competition

Trouble on the home-front, Ancient One

That saddens me.

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Jan 15, 2021 17:33:50   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Trouble on the home-front, Ancient One

That saddens me.


happens sometimes my friend
even to me

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Jan 15, 2021 17:51:35   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
happens sometimes my friend
even to me

Say it ain't so, BB.

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Jan 15, 2021 20:19:09   #
Egghead Loc: Rock Springs Wyoming
 
Well guys I'm always in trouble. But I've come acustom to it, there's always a calm after the storm. Usually about 3 days of peace and quiet. Sometimes more depending on the situation. I'm a good cook so the dog n me, we eat good never less. We just weather the storm and go about our days without any added honey doos. She doesn't think we enjoy it . LMAO 不迎

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Jan 16, 2021 18:54:40   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Say it ain't so, BB.


can't

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