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Jan 12, 2021 11:38:15   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
A man and wife are settled into bed one night and his wife feels all kinda warm inside. He meantime just wants to go to sleep.

“Darling, at one time we used to hold hands all the time,” she says as he lies there with his back to her.

He holds her hand for a minute and tries to fall over again.

“Darling,” she coos next, “We used to kiss a lot at one time.”

He snaps round pecks her on the cheek and settles himself to go to sleep again.

“Darling,” she persists, “you used to nibble my ears at one time.”

Raging he throws off the bedclothes and jumps out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asks him as he stomps out the room.

“To get my teeth!”



A six-year-old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa…
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” he says excitedly, “as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said his grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re going to Disneyland!!!”



A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
“Ma’am,” he explained, “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone, and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.”
“Wow,” the woman replied. “Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?”
“My babysitter’s boyfriend.”

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Jan 12, 2021 11:45:10   #
CanePoleHerb Loc: Central Alabama
 
Good ones Ronnie. There must be too much cold and snow over there to enjoy fishing on the Tenn-Tom.

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Jan 12, 2021 12:30:23   #
Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS
 
CanePoleHerb wrote:
Good ones Ronnie. There must be too much cold and snow over there to enjoy fishing on the Tenn-Tom.


I'm out of fishing til next month, concentrating on deer hunting, ends 31st this month. Will pull out my blinds and gear then prepare for bass fishing mid february. I fish in private lake, the water isn't like mud and the fish taste better than out of the river

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Jan 12, 2021 12:43:20   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Yeah, that first one "strikes a chord"... Good ones, Ronniejw!

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Jan 12, 2021 13:01:15   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
Ronniejw wrote:
A man and wife are settled into bed one night and his wife feels all kinda warm inside. He meantime just wants to go to sleep.

“Darling, at one time we used to hold hands all the time,” she says as he lies there with his back to her.

He holds her hand for a minute and tries to fall over again.

“Darling,” she coos next, “We used to kiss a lot at one time.”

He snaps round pecks her on the cheek and settles himself to go to sleep again.

“Darling,” she persists, “you used to nibble my ears at one time.”

Raging he throws off the bedclothes and jumps out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asks him as he stomps out the room.

“To get my teeth!”



A six-year-old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa…
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” he says excitedly, “as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said his grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re going to Disneyland!!!”



A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
“Ma’am,” he explained, “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone, and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.”
“Wow,” the woman replied. “Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?”
“My babysitter’s boyfriend.”
A man and wife are settled into bed one night and ... (show quote)

All good ones Ronnie
Nice way to start my day, with a smile and a laugh 😆

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Jan 12, 2021 16:37:02   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Ronniejw wrote:
A man and wife are settled into bed one night and his wife feels all kinda warm inside. He meantime just wants to go to sleep.

“Darling, at one time we used to hold hands all the time,” she says as he lies there with his back to her.

He holds her hand for a minute and tries to fall over again.

“Darling,” she coos next, “We used to kiss a lot at one time.”

He snaps round pecks her on the cheek and settles himself to go to sleep again.

“Darling,” she persists, “you used to nibble my ears at one time.”

Raging he throws off the bedclothes and jumps out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asks him as he stomps out the room.

“To get my teeth!”



A six-year-old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa…
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” he says excitedly, “as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said his grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re going to Disneyland!!!”



A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
“Ma’am,” he explained, “I’m on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone, and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.”
“Wow,” the woman replied. “Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?”
“My babysitter’s boyfriend.”
A man and wife are settled into bed one night and ... (show quote)


Those are gooduns Ronnie.👊😋
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Jan 12, 2021 19:03:16   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
hacksaw wrote:
Those are gooduns Ronnie.👊😋
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺


Thanks for the laughs

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