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Jan 12, 2021 07:16:26   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Now I have to find Jethro. He does all the cipheron' and gizuntas in the family ...
A drunk old man gizinta a bar, sees 3 bikers sitting at a table. Walks up to the biggest one and says, " Your grandma is one hot woman." The biker stays quiet. The drunk says, " I just came from her house where I threw her down on the floor and had my way with her." The biker turned away. The old man says, " And she liked it!!" At this the biker stood up put his hands on the old man's shoulders, looked him square in the eyes and says, " You've, had way too much again grandpa, Go Home!!" That kind of gizinta G????๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‡

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Jan 12, 2021 07:19:12   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Graywulff wrote:
A drunk old man gizinta a bar, sees 3 bikers sitting at a table. Walks up to the biggest one and says, " Your grandma is one hot woman." The biker stays quiet. The drunk says, " I just came from her house where I threw her down on the floor and had my way with her." The biker turned away. The old man says, " And she liked it!!" At this the biker stood up put his hands on the old man's shoulders, looked him square in the eyes and says, " You've, had way too much again grandpa, Go Home!!" That kind of gizinta G????๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‡
A drunk old man gizinta a bar, sees 3 bikers sitti... (show quote)


Jethro does the math. Grandpa does the drinkin'. We all have our role in the family.

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Jan 12, 2021 08:04:26   #
Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.
 
T Croft wrote:
RISE AND SHINE EVERYBODY. For Jan. 12, 2021. The low is 32ยฐ and the high of 53ยฐ for today. Sunny and very little wind.
Looks like a good day for fishing ๐ŸŽฃ ๐Ÿ˜€.
Sorry you'll have to wait until the sleepy heads wake up. For your joke.
Everybody have a good day and tight lines.


I've only been up since 1:30AM.

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Jan 12, 2021 08:17:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
T starts the day off. Fred, the rumors that spring is almost here are grossly exaggerated. Sorry.

Sunny here today. Highs in the 40s.

Get up knuckleheads. You too OZ. A rare weekday off for me. I'm looking for a new car. Are we having fun yet? I haven't had a car payment for a long time. Will have one now. How come it's always a bigger monthly payment than I want, to get what I want?

What do you get when you have two tiny green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention.

Have a good one clones. Stay safe.
T starts the day off. Fred, the rumors that spring... (show quote)



Good morning everyone.

gh1 I am up before I post shower even put clothes on, no need in being undressed and posting.
There is an unsightly picture for the day.

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Jan 12, 2021 08:18:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
A drunk old man gizinta a bar, sees 3 bikers sitting at a table. Walks up to the biggest one and says, " Your grandma is one hot woman." The biker stays quiet. The drunk says, " I just came from her house where I threw her down on the floor and had my way with her." The biker turned away. The old man says, " And she liked it!!" At this the biker stood up put his hands on the old man's shoulders, looked him square in the eyes and says, " You've, had way too much again grandpa, Go Home!!" That kind of gizinta G????๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‡
A drunk old man gizinta a bar, sees 3 bikers sitti... (show quote)



That's another picture.

LOL

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Jan 12, 2021 08:46:10   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
EasternOZ wrote:
That's another picture.

LOL


If "they" can see what you are posting, 'they" can see who is doing the posting. Now isn't that a sight for sore eyes?

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Jan 12, 2021 08:51:51   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
If "they" can see what you are posting, 'they" can see who is doing the posting. Now isn't that a sight for sore eyes?


Very well could be!!

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Jan 12, 2021 08:52:20   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Good morning everyone.

gh1 I am up before I post shower even put clothes on, no need in being undressed and posting.
There is an unsightly picture for the day.


Understandable. I'm up for an hour or two before I post the Good Morning thread.

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Jan 12, 2021 10:02:12   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Good morninโ€™, Greg and everybody. Iโ€™m up ! Almost awake....

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Jan 12, 2021 10:08:06   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Good morninโ€™, Greg and everybody. Iโ€™m up ! Almost awake....
You don't gotta wake up til your second cup of coffee Randy. Enjoy the process๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Jan 12, 2021 10:19:11   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
You don't gotta wake up til your second cup of coffee Randy. Enjoy the process๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


And if you don't drink coffee?

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Jan 12, 2021 10:24:15   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
And if you don't drink coffee?
Hot chocolate?

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Jan 12, 2021 10:24:40   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Graywulff wrote:
Hot chocolate?
Root Beer Float?

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Jan 12, 2021 10:35:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Root Beer Float?


Yummy right there.

Got my blood drawn before my yearly checkup.
Dr wasn't happy with the numbers had me get it drawn again might have to limit my sweets.
That is gonna suck but better than the alternative.

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Jan 12, 2021 10:39:38   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Yummy right there.

Got my blood drawn before my yearly checkup.
Dr wasn't happy with the numbers had me get it drawn again might have to limit my sweets.
That is gonna suck but better than the alternative.
Yessir, gotta watch the sugar, it can do very bad things to ya.

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