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the nurse and her instructions
Jan 11, 2021 16:54:36   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.


"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

At the next bed, the next patient also appears half dead.



"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"

"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.

Unfortunately, at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life.

"Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"



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Jan 11, 2021 17:12:57   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.


"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

At the next bed, the next patient also appears half dead.



"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"

"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.

Unfortunately, at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life.

"Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby sounds like some of the nurses that I have had.不不不不不

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Jan 11, 2021 17:57:35   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
You just never know!

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Jan 11, 2021 19:56:04   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Nurse Ratchet i presume.

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Jan 12, 2021 07:14:53   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.


"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

At the next bed, the next patient also appears half dead.



"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"

"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.

Unfortunately, at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life.

"Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and... (show quote)


Im staying out of that hospital !!

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Jan 12, 2021 21:36:51   #
rickybrock Loc: Dalton Georgia
 
I love the picture of the nurse for this story ! with the eye's bugging out of her head she looks a lot like AOC and about as smart !

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