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Jan 11, 2021 21:56:54   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Well, maybe. They don't know everything I know. Just what I've decided to tell, or disclose. You know, sometimes it is a benefit, a reminder and brings things back into focus. You have to assume even before this there was an eye on the wall. Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 11, 2021 22:52:06   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
hacksaw wrote:
I worked with a grown man that called everything something else, like a lawn chair was a lozenge chair. We used to fish a lot together and he called his Jon boat a tackle box. Whatever you needed was somewhere in the boat. He called his troll motor a towin motor. I wish I could remember more. He was a riot.
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He sounds like a hoot and entertaining whether he knew it or not๐Ÿ˜†

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Jan 12, 2021 00:00:56   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Well,look gat it this way, our ancestors probably thought the same thing about us! They probably thought the world was coming to Hell in a handbasket when they saw the silly mistakes we made. But somewhere along the way, we began to grow up and take charge. Just sayin....RJS

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Jan 12, 2021 07:09:20   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
hacksaw wrote:
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q... What happens to your body as you age
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A.. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

AND THE BEST IS LAST: ::

Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now weโ€™re getting somewhere)
Hack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ
The following questions were set in last year's GE... (show quote)


Iโ€™ll drink to that !!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿบ

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Jan 12, 2021 10:09:01   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
hacksaw wrote:
I just noticed it Fly. I wonder if weโ€™re being spied on. ๐Ÿ‘€
Hack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ


HCk if you're still wondering you might want to take that test agin๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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Jan 12, 2021 11:05:36   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Catfish hunter wrote:
He sounds like a hoot and entertaining whether he knew it or not๐Ÿ˜†


He was a hoot Cat, but he loved white bass fishing and was an awesome fisherman. His wife fished with us and she was better than we were. We fished on the upper Trinity River during spawn season every day we were off. You would have liked George.
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Jan 12, 2021 21:36:08   #
lipsticker Loc: Hartford Wisconsin
 
Is anyone but me a little concerned that some of those answers probably came from persons old enough to vote?

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Jan 13, 2021 13:48:22   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
lipsticker wrote:
Is anyone but me a little concerned that some of those answers probably came from persons old enough to vote?


I donโ€™t know if theyโ€™re old enough to vote lipsticker, but I do know they will be old enough to vote soon, if theyโ€™re not already voting. I donโ€™t know when this survey first came out, and yes it concerned me when I read their answers. ๐Ÿฅœ
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Jan 13, 2021 13:57:48   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
My 12 year old would probably answer half those questions right,

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Jan 14, 2021 14:39:44   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well,look gat it this way, our ancestors probably thought the same thing about us! They probably thought the world was coming to Hell in a handbasket when they saw the silly mistakes we made. But somewhere along the way, we began to grow up and take charge. Just sayin....RJS


Probably a good time to do that again right now Robert.

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Jan 14, 2021 14:40:54   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
hacksaw wrote:
He was a hoot Cat, but he loved white bass fishing and was an awesome fisherman. His wife fished with us and she was better than we were. We fished on the upper Trinity River during spawn season every day we were off. You would have liked George.
Hack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ


Sounds like my kinda guy for sure. No sense having a bummer day any day. ๐Ÿ‘

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