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Jan 11, 2021 12:50:08   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q... What happens to your body as you age
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A.. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

AND THE BEST IS LAST: ::

Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now weโ€™re getting somewhere)
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Jan 11, 2021 12:55:02   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
So that's our future, brilliant, thanks for sharing Hack

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Jan 11, 2021 12:56:05   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Lee626 wrote:
So that's our future, brilliant, thanks for sharing Hack


Kinda scary isnโ€™t it Lee?
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Jan 11, 2021 12:56:39   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
hacksaw wrote:
Kinda scary isnโ€™t it Lee?
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Sure is Hack, sure is

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Jan 11, 2021 13:16:08   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
hacksaw wrote:
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q... What happens to your body as you age
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A.. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

AND THE BEST IS LAST: ::

Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now weโ€™re getting somewhere)
Hack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ
The following questions were set in last year's GE... (show quote)


Did you guys notice that there was an IQ test advertised just below your post, Hack?

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Jan 11, 2021 13:19:26   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
Did you guys notice that there was an IQ test advertised just below your post, Hack?


No, I didnโ€™t see that fly. Iโ€™ll look at the post sent to me.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Jan 11, 2021 13:21:36   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
Did you guys notice that there was an IQ test advertised just below your post, Hack?


I just noticed it Fly. I wonder if weโ€™re being spied on. ๐Ÿ‘€
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Jan 11, 2021 13:21:52   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
What a coincidence

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Jan 11, 2021 13:23:27   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Lee626 wrote:
What a coincidence


No kidding Lee. Or is it?
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Jan 11, 2021 13:24:17   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
They must be related to a woman who filled out a job application by filling in the comments section stating โ€œYou should hire me because I gots brains I ainโ€™t even used yet!โ€

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Jan 11, 2021 13:27:57   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
OJdidit wrote:
They must be related to a woman who filled out a job application by filling in the comments section stating โ€œYou should hire me because I gots brains I ainโ€™t even used yet!โ€


Ainโ€™t even going there OJ...๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jan 11, 2021 13:37:13   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
Please don't be too critical, we were once those kids! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 11, 2021 13:45:23   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
hacksaw wrote:
I just noticed it Fly. I wonder if weโ€™re being spied on. ๐Ÿ‘€
Hack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ


Many times I have noticed an ad relating to the post. For example, if a post asks about an area to fish, there will be a resort ad or a guide ad from that area. I don't think it is a coincidence, it's the way the program is set up. They know everything you know or think.

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Jan 11, 2021 13:47:21   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Please don't be too critical, we were once those kids! Just Sayin...RJS


How true, how true

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Jan 11, 2021 13:48:13   #
BamaMike Loc: Alabama
 
Sadly enough, that is the brighter ones.

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