Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

My Dear husband:I'm writing  this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me thatyou left your job today which was the last straw.Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're c***ting on me or you don't love me anymore; wh**ever the case, I'm gone.Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Invercargill together!  Have a great life!Your EX-Wife. Dear Ex-wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true you & I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & b***hing. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my father raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have got me confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years. About the new nightie: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on it & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won the 20 million dollar Lotto, on Saturday, I left my job &bought 2 tickets for us to Jamaica , but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me.So take care.Signed,Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem                          

Jeremy Loc: America

I worked with a young guy that pranked his girl that was leaving him. He sent a f**e check to his address. The ex girlfriend and new boyfriend intercepted it and f**e ID cashed it...bought a new vehicle etc.

He and the ex and new BF all got in big trouble. Grand Theft for the vehicle. Fed crimes for opening mail not addressed to themselves. F**e Check etc etc. He was seeing if she wanted him or money...she wanted to steal money.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I don't have to worry about winning the Lotto, I have never bought a ticket, or do I ever intend to.

Ivey Loc: South Central Tennessee, Tim's Ford Lake

I'm with you Fly, used ALL my luck up when I married Suzanne.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

I am not aware of the odds of other states' Lottos, but in Texas the odds are almost the same whether you buy a ticket, or you don't buy a ticket. So I never buy a ticket.

When it was first proposed, the lying Bass...s promised a portion of the proceeds would go to Education, but guess what? After it got approved, not one dime as far as I know ever went to Education. Just Sayin...RJS

Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

THAT IS WHAT THEY SAID IN WA. Remember they said they would pay back the Social SECURITY pot!

Jeremy Loc: America

Should of left Social Security alone all along. I know which side has tried to abolish it more than once though.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

We hav.e elected a sorry bunch, regardless of party. To them, we are just a bunch of unwashed, ignorant masses! We wont ever catch on and kick the SOB's out of their honey hole. I am all for term limits! Just Sayin.RJS

Ivey Loc: South Central Tennessee, Tim's Ford Lake

The only term limits you'll see out of Washington is the people v****g the sitting Congress and Senate out of office. They'll never pass to do away with their own gravy train. You want term limits, v**e against the guys in office now.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Yes Sir~! Just Sayin...RJS

Jeremy Loc: America

Term Limits will be for both sides. Not just the side you don't like. Then don't whine about paying more retirements. They exempt themselves from most of rules they have for us. More retirements....Just what did and who did all they could to abolish for middleclass. The retirement ( pension ) for State employees was messed with so many times here in Oregon now there is 3% going in a 401K. All Private 401Ks etc are way better than that. You can guess which political persuasion constantly took our retirements away meanwhile they are exempted from changes and they can accept bribery from lobbyists. Bogus no matter how you look at it. So majority of the supposed overpaid govt employees here got jacked again. I have buddies in Private sector that will and do have way better retirements. They get like 33 bucks per month they worked in Construction. I know which party is for my wife and I and WE know which is against us.

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Good letter. Fun post. Sorry about all that other stuff.

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

I think we all know that.

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

I've been doing that for years. If they've been in there longer than two terms I v**e against them.

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

Kinda sucks there more people in the world than just you and your wife ain’t it?