Chit Chat - K**led the old cow
Dec 20, 2020 18:31:06 #
Video Bob
Loc: Norfolk, Va
This limo driver was driving down the road at a high rate of speed at nite when suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and he hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks the cow and reports back that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. What happened & what took you so long his passenger asked. Dam if I know. I told them I was Nancy Pelosies driver & I k**led the old cow & about all I can remember is there was one hell of a party
So the chauffeur gets out, checks the cow and reports back that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. What happened & what took you so long his passenger asked. Dam if I know. I told them I was Nancy Pelosies driver & I k**led the old cow & about all I can remember is there was one hell of a party
Dec 20, 2020 18:47:03 #
Dec 20, 2020 19:02:21 #
Catfish - see this? How does this stay in "main" section? We love you here on the stage Nancy. Merry Christmas.
Dec 20, 2020 19:05:17 #
Yes, and talk about a f**e publcity stunt, have you seen the photo of her pretending to get her C****-** immuniztion shot and the caregiveer is using a needle with the cover still on the needle? I woujld have used the photo but am unable to copy it. if anyone finds it and can copy and paste it hereism I would be appreciative. Just Sayin...RJS
Dec 20, 2020 19:16:20 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Catfish - see this? How does this stay in "main" section? We love you here on the stage Nancy. Merry Christmas.
Well maybe we should take a v**e on that statement. But then again there will probably be v***r f***d involved. Just say’n 🐟on
Dec 20, 2020 19:30:37 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Catfish - see this? How does this stay in "main" section? We love you here on the stage Nancy. Merry Christmas.
It's in the attic,Spirit.
Dec 20, 2020 19:42:55 #
Fredfish wrote:
It's in the attic,Spirit.
It's his shades Fred, that or he has only eyes for Nancy.
Dec 20, 2020 19:53:27 #
plumbob wrote:
It's his shades Fred, that or he has only eyes for Nancy.
Probably both.LOL :-)
Dec 20, 2020 20:03:49 #
It was not in the attic when I posted. I made sure to check before I opened my mouth. Didn't last long. Please someone post that picture of Nancy's injection, I'm dying to see it. She's not my rep. Mine is Tom McClintock - a trusty Trump sucker. If Donald says it's rainin dog turds Tom gets out his pooper scooper.
Dec 20, 2020 20:10:16 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
It was not in the attic when I posted. I made sure to check before I opened my mouth. Didn't last long. Please someone post that picture of Nancy's injection, I'm dying to see it. She's not my rep. Mine is Tom McClintock - a trusty Trump sucker. If Donald says it's rainin dog turds Tom gets out his pooper scooper.
goggled NP getting her v*****e. It is unclear as to the needle being in her arm.
Dec 20, 2020 20:36:23 #
plumbob wrote:
goggled NP getting her v*****e. It is unclear as to the needle being in her arm.
It wasn’t the v*****e. It was embalming fluid. Her weekly refill.
Dec 20, 2020 20:54:24 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Yes, and talk about a f**e publcity stunt, have you seen the photo of her pretending to get her C****-** immuniztion shot and the caregiveer is using a needle with the cover still on the needle? I woujld have used the photo but am unable to copy it. if anyone finds it and can copy and paste it hereism I would be appreciative. Just Sayin...RJS
Not a fan of Pelosi, but this angle shows the needle.
Dec 20, 2020 21:12:32 #
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Not a fan of Pelosi, but this angle shows the needle.
Looks like a really short needle, or one with a cover?
Dec 20, 2020 22:21:00 #
That thing's at least 5x as long as the ones I use to shoot insulin. Maybe there are two realities? I sure don't see what you see. To me there is clearly an at least 2 inch hypodermic needle stuck in her arm. I'm no huge NP fan, but come on.
Dec 20, 2020 22:28:08 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
That thing's at least 5x as long as the ones I use to shoot insulin. Maybe there are two realities? I sure don't see what you see. To me there is clearly an at least 2 inch hypodermic needle stuck in her arm. I'm no huge NP fan, but come on.
Spirit, that website showed 2 pictures, the one I posted and another that the Dr's glove covered the needle and did look like a staged prop.
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