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Dec 19, 2020 11:43:36   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Guy says to the bartender....hey barkeep, you want to hear a great polish joke?
Bartender says....hold on there pal....see the guy at the end of the bar, hes a golden glove boxer and hes polish.....and see the other guy down there...hes a 20 year army ranger and hes polish....and on top of that...im polish...you still want to tell that joke?

Guy says....well.....not if im gonna have to explain it three times.

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Dec 19, 2020 11:49:19   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Danger25 wrote:
Guy says to the bartender....hey barkeep, you want to hear a great polish joke?
Bartender says....hold on there pal....see the guy at the end of the bar, hes a golden glove boxer and hes polish.....and see the other guy down there...hes a 20 year army ranger and hes polish....and on top of that...im polish...you still want to tell that joke?

Guy says....hell no...not if im gonna have to explain it three times.


He probably made a wise choice.

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Dec 19, 2020 12:05:12   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Smart fellow!

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Dec 19, 2020 14:13:41   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Danger25 wrote:
Guy says to the bartender....hey barkeep, you want to hear a great polish joke?
Bartender says....hold on there pal....see the guy at the end of the bar, hes a golden glove boxer and hes polish.....and see the other guy down there...hes a 20 year army ranger and hes polish....and on top of that...im polish...you still want to tell that joke?

Guy says....well.....not if im gonna have to explain it three times.


Liked it Danger. I’ll have to make it a Marine when I tell my buddy. ☺️
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Dec 19, 2020 15:04:31   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Danger25 wrote:
Guy says to the bartender....hey barkeep, you want to hear a great polish joke?
Bartender says....hold on there pal....see the guy at the end of the bar, hes a golden glove boxer and hes polish.....and see the other guy down there...hes a 20 year army ranger and hes polish....and on top of that...im polish...you still want to tell that joke?

Guy says....well.....not if im gonna have to explain it three times.


Iff'n he had been a stalwart,handsome Swabby
he would have told it three times
musta been one a them sissy Jarheads

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Dec 19, 2020 15:14:01   #
kfsrmn Loc: Lake Havasu AZ
 
Real Polish Joke
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb.
4.
1 to change the bulb and 3 to write the environmental impact statement.

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Dec 20, 2020 08:04:00   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
kfsrmn wrote:
Real Polish Joke
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb.
4.
1 to change the bulb and 3 to write the environmental impact statement.


Must be 4 from California!!

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Dec 20, 2020 10:02:43   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Must be 4 from California!!


Or Washington DC

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Dec 20, 2020 14:18:44   #
michael4now Loc: wilder id
 
i like that very good

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Dec 20, 2020 16:01:58   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Must be 4 from California!!


My thinking. Glad you said it first.

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Dec 20, 2020 18:50:08   #
fishinphil
 
now, if you take the word"polish" and replace it with"republican", i'll bet you get a vastly different responce. And i know im gonna hear from the base about that comment.

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Dec 20, 2020 19:16:16   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
fishinphil wrote:
now, if you take the word"polish" and replace it with"republican", i'll bet you get a vastly different responce. And i know im gonna hear from the base about that comment.


Yup you’re headed upstairs mister. 😎 well maybe not. If you would have said the D word now. It wouldn’t have made it this far.

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Dec 20, 2020 19:26:53   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
fishinphil wrote:
now, if you take the word"polish" and replace it with"republican", i'll bet you get a vastly different responce. And i know im gonna hear from the base about that comment.


Then why make it?.... though this was a fishing site.....

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Dec 20, 2020 19:27:52   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Danger25 wrote:
Then why make it?.... though this was a fishing site.....


It’s not the fishing category though🥴 I assume that’s why admin designed a specific, fishing related, category and others so we can spend time visiting about other things as well. Just a guess.

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Dec 20, 2020 19:28:45   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Do we have a politics section

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