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Fun in Retirement
Oct 25, 2020 19:00:35   #
EastCoast
 
Fun in Retirement

Talking to Benny the other day, I asked him how he's enjoying his retirement. He told me that he's been finding new ways to amuse himself and this is the example he gave.

Benny said last week he came out of a store and found that a cop was writing out a parking ticket. Benny asked the cop to give a senior citizen a break but when the cop ignored him, Benny called him a "Nazi turd". (Nice Benny!)

Anyway, the cop started to write a second ticket, this one for the worn tires on the car. Benny called the cop a "s**t head". (Pretty bold, huh?!)

Then the cop started to write a third ticket and as Benny called the cop more names, the cop wrote more tickets. As it turns out, Benny didn't care about the tickets because he got to the store by bus.

He's retired... having a bit of fun... which is important at his age!

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Oct 25, 2020 19:50:42   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
Ha ha ha, feel sorry for the guy with the worn out tires, good one

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Oct 25, 2020 20:29:19   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
What,s Bennys last name. That was MY CAR. LOL

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Oct 25, 2020 20:59:28   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Old age helps out at times.

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Oct 25, 2020 21:31:26   #
jarijenkins
 
At our age, it takes little to spark the imagination of stunts to do!!

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Oct 25, 2020 22:04:16   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
jarijenkins wrote:
At our age, it takes little to spark the imagination of stunts to do!!


Usually in overdrive thinking of the next stunt to perform!

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