Today's jokes
Oct 25, 2020 11:33:01 #
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Oct 25, 2020 13:32:01 #
plumbob wrote:
Scoring points tonight with the plumjuice Ronnie. Thanks
How's the mrs doing Plum?
Oct 25, 2020 13:40:39 #
Oct 25, 2020 16:55:14 #
The last one reminded me of the three young Chinese ladies talking about the husband they wanted to meet.The first said "I want to meet my husband to be with a dragon on his shirt. The second said, yes, I
want my to have a dragon emblem on his wallet.
The third was a little slower, but finally said, well, I want my husband to have his dagon on the ground!
Just Sayin....RJS
want my to have a dragon emblem on his wallet.
The third was a little slower, but finally said, well, I want my husband to have his dagon on the ground!
Just Sayin....RJS
Oct 25, 2020 17:08:56 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Ronniejw wrote:
Some for today
Love the last 2. I would have the EMTs close by if that cop ever had to run. The words "cardiac arrest" come to mind.
Oct 25, 2020 18:23:10 #
Fredfish wrote:
How's the mrs doing Plum?
She is doing much better only two PT trips and a lot of movement in the arm and now that we have a contract on the house she is one happy camper Fred.
Oct 25, 2020 18:33:58 #
plumbob wrote:
She is doing much better only two PT trips and a lot of movement in the arm and now that we have a contract on the house she is one happy camper Fred.
Glad to hear it buddy, give her a hug from us.
Oct 25, 2020 18:37:32 #
Fredfish wrote:
Glad to hear it buddy, give her a hug from us.
Plumjuice will like that, she's the huggy type in the fam.
Oct 25, 2020 18:41:22 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
plumbob wrote:
Plumjuice will like that, she's the huggy type in the fam.
I gotta ask, if you hug her too hard, does plumjuice come out? Sorry, that was bad. That's what 4 days off will do. I'll leave now.
Oct 25, 2020 21:11:15 #
Oct 26, 2020 07:09:19 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
The last one reminded me of the three young Chinese ladies talking about the husband they wanted to meet.The first said "I want to meet my husband to be with a dragon on his shirt. The second said, yes, I
want my to have a dragon emblem on his wallet.
The third was a little slower, but finally said, well, I want my husband to have his dagon on the ground!
Just Sayin....RJS
want my to have a dragon emblem on his wallet.
The third was a little slower, but finally said, well, I want my husband to have his dagon on the ground!
Just Sayin....RJS
Your ladies sound like the Tu sisters: Tuyung Tu, Tudum Tu, Noyen Tu and Sumfun Tu.
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