Katrina Girl,Zoey and Beth
Oct 22, 2020 19:37:09 #
car trouble
Katrina pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on
it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, What's the story?
He replies, Just crap in the carburetor.
Kat asks, How often do I have to do that?
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops Zoey for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her drivers license..
Zoey replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you?
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
Beth,a gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
Impossible! says the doctor. Show me.
Beth took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her
elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, You're not really a redhead, are you?
Well, no, Beth said, I'm actually a blonde
thought so, the doctor said, Your finger is broken.
KNITTING
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway..
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see Katrina behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that Kat was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, PULL OVER!
Kat yelled back, No IT'S A SCARF!
ON TIME
Katrina was visiting Zoey and Beth, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
them what the dog's names names were.
Beth responded by saying that one was named Rolex
Zoey said"the other is Timex"
Kat said, Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
Helllooooo... , answered Zoey. They're watchdogs...
FINALLY, THE Zoey
JOKE TO END ALL Zoey JOKES!
In the swim-meet, after
Zoey came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges
that all the other girls were using their arms.
Katrina pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on
it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, What's the story?
He replies, Just crap in the carburetor.
Kat asks, How often do I have to do that?
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops Zoey for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her drivers license..
Zoey replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you?
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
Beth,a gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
Impossible! says the doctor. Show me.
Beth took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her
elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, You're not really a redhead, are you?
Well, no, Beth said, I'm actually a blonde
thought so, the doctor said, Your finger is broken.
KNITTING
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway..
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see Katrina behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that Kat was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, PULL OVER!
Kat yelled back, No IT'S A SCARF!
ON TIME
Katrina was visiting Zoey and Beth, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
them what the dog's names names were.
Beth responded by saying that one was named Rolex
Zoey said"the other is Timex"
Kat said, Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
Helllooooo... , answered Zoey. They're watchdogs...
FINALLY, THE Zoey
JOKE TO END ALL Zoey JOKES!
In the swim-meet, after
Zoey came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges
that all the other girls were using their arms.
Oct 22, 2020 20:05:35 #
Oct 22, 2020 20:18:50 #
BB, those girls see this your in trouble buddy. Lol. But lucky you I haven't seen em here for a while now.
Oct 22, 2020 23:08:19 #
badbobby wrote:
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They’re teaming up with Big A right now. You need to go into a witness protection program.
Oct 23, 2020 05:59:35 #
Oct 23, 2020 08:50:18 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh.. badbobby..it's been nice knowin ya!!!
Make your arrangements, bb.
Oct 23, 2020 09:19:07 #
badbobby wrote:
car trouble br br Katrina pushes her BMW into a g... (show quote)
I shall miss thee Bad Bobby.
Oct 23, 2020 10:46:09 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
car trouble br br Katrina pushes her BMW into a g... (show quote)
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oct 23, 2020 13:08:47 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
They’re teaming up with Big A right now. You need to go into a witness protection program.
Oct 23, 2020 14:45:49 #
Oct 23, 2020 15:25:10 #
Egghead wrote:
BB, those girls see this your in trouble buddy. Lol. But lucky you I haven't seen em here for a while now.
guess I may PM them and wait for repercussions
Oct 23, 2020 16:22:06 #
badbobby wrote:
guess I may PM them and wait for repercussions
That sounds like a great idea. Maybe we all can PM them too.... Heck, If they're gonna hunt ya down, we all might as well toss ya under the bus!! LOL!!!!!
Oct 23, 2020 17:10:27 #
badbobby wrote:
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All good ones BB, thanks for the laughs.
Oct 23, 2020 17:12:24 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
guess I may PM them and wait for repercussions
What are you using for fishing a spinning road and reel or a baitcasting rod and reel. Just curious is all.
Oct 23, 2020 17:21:36 #
bahmer wrote:
What are you using for fishing a spinning road and reel or a baitcasting rod and reel. Just curious is all.
bait casting only
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