Fishing Stage - Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register ☰
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
1955
Jul 11, 2020 12:14:16   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them approached the Marine.

"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"

"No, I'm just serious by nature."

Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am...a lot of action," said the Marine rather curtly.

Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with him, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself."

This didn't seem to move the Marine, who just looked at her very seriously.

Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"

"I don't think so, ma'am. It's only 2130 now."

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 12:22:41   #
Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego
 
Funny.

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 12:56:32   #
john1470 Loc: Sandy Hook, CT
 
.., nother good en..

Reply
 
 
Jul 11, 2020 13:00:10   #
Just1Fish Loc: Woodstock, GA
 
Took me a minute. But those are the best kind. 😅

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 13:01:35   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them approached the Marine.

"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"

"No, I'm just serious by nature."

Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am...a lot of action," said the Marine rather curtly.

Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with him, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself."

This didn't seem to move the Marine, who just looked at her very seriously.

Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"

"I don't think so, ma'am. It's only 2130 now."
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event ... (show quote)


dense,self centered,snide
the usual attributes of a Jarhead
ya dang bell hop

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 14:00:02   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Yep, that Marine has seen a lot of action.

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 14:27:00   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
Yep, that Marine has seen a lot of action.

Yep, and to include a lot of foxholes.

Reply
 
 
Jul 11, 2020 14:31:03   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
dense,self centered,snide
the usual attributes of a Jarhead
ya dang bell hop

You're just another bitter, dazed, confused, jealous and envious Squid

Get over it, ya' durn Water Lily.

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 14:58:59   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
You're just another bitter, dazed, confused, jealous and envious Squid

Get over it, ya' durn Water Lily.


get over what?
oh,oh,you mean the fact that I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and you didn't?
and had to settle for less(the Corps0
please don't cry now BF
any more

Reply
Jul 11, 2020 16:28:42   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
get over what?
oh,oh,you mean the fact that I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and you didn't?
and had to settle for less(the Corps0
please don't cry now BF
any more

Cry I'm in tears of laughter from trying to take you seriously, ya' crusty ol' Squid.

Reply
Jul 12, 2020 11:44:42   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them approached the Marine.

"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"

"No, I'm just serious by nature."

Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am...a lot of action," said the Marine rather curtly.

Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with him, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself."

This didn't seem to move the Marine, who just looked at her very seriously.

Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"

"I don't think so, ma'am. It's only 2130 now."
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event ... (show quote)

😂🤣 good one bf

Reply
 
 
Jul 12, 2020 11:51:44   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
flyguy wrote:
Yep, that Marine has seen a lot of action.


Yep. Just an hour and 35 minutes ago. Lol

Reply
Jul 12, 2020 22:30:28   #
Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them approached the Marine.

"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?"

"No, I'm just serious by nature."

Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am...a lot of action," said the Marine rather curtly.

Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with him, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and enjoy yourself."

This didn't seem to move the Marine, who just looked at her very seriously.

Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"

"I don't think so, ma'am. It's only 2130 now."
A crusty old Marine found himself at a gala event ... (show quote)


I'm heading that way mine started sometime in 2014. Couldn't get it up if my life depended on it.

Reply
Jul 16, 2020 11:38:58   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
T Croft wrote:
I'm heading that way mine started sometime in 2014. Couldn't get it up if my life depended on it.


I don't suppose you've tried the 'hammer and spray starch' method, either ? Just askin' !

Reply
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
Home | Latest Digest | Back to Top | All Sections
Contact us | Privacy policy | Terms of use | DMCA
FishingStage.com - Forum
Copyright 2018-2024 IDF International Technologies, Inc.