when plumbob was a pharmacist
Jul 11, 2020 10:08:31 #
Oz arrives home to be met at the door by his wife
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So Oz goes to the pharmacy and confronts plum and demands an explanation and an apology
But plum says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister Oz ,all I did was tell her!!!!
crying,she blurted""that damned pharmacist insulted me,even after I had to call multiple times before he even answered his phone.I want you to go down there and demand that he apologize to me!"
So Oz goes to the pharmacy and confronts plum and demands an explanation and an apology
But plum says"Please ,just let me tell you about my morning!To start the day,my alarm clock failed to go off,so I was late getting up.Being so late,I skipped breakfast and hurried to my car,only to find that I had locked both my car and house keys inside the house
I had to break a window to get inside and retrieve my keys.Then because I was so late I was driving too fast and got a speeding ticket.
Then three blocks from my store I had a blow-out.When I finally arrived at my store ,there was a line of folks waiting for me to open.
I started waiting on the customers and all the time the damn phone was ringing off the wall,so I said excuse me please,and answered the damn phone.But whoever it was had hung up.So I started waiting on the customers again and the damned phone started ringing again,Asking a customer to please wait just a minute ,I hurried to the phone,but before I could say Hello,whoever was calling hung up.
Then making change for a customer,I broke a roll of quarters on the cash register drawer,and they spilled all over the floor,and that damned phone starts ringing again,Getting on my hands and knees to pick up the quarters,I cracked my head on the cash register drawer when rising up,which caused me to stagger back against a showcase with perfume bottles on it.Half of them fell to the floor and broke,and that damned phone was ringing off the wall.
I finally staggered over to answer it.It was your wife --she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer
Believe me mister Oz ,all I did was tell her!!!!
Jul 11, 2020 11:16:49 #
badbobby wrote:
Oz arrives home to be met at the door by his wife ... (show quote)
"The customer is always right"
Jul 11, 2020 12:06:02 #
Jul 11, 2020 13:04:29 #
Jul 11, 2020 14:53:57 #
Just put it where it goes. "don't misunderstand" just shove it.
got me laughing. I would imagine Plum would be singing one of my favorite Johnny Paycheck songs all day on a day that was described " Take this JOB (not the thermometer) and Shove It "
got me laughing. I would imagine Plum would be singing one of my favorite Johnny Paycheck songs all day on a day that was described " Take this JOB (not the thermometer) and Shove It "
Jul 12, 2020 08:16:03 #
badbobby wrote:
Oz arrives home to be met at the door by his wife ... (show quote)
Poor plum, He didnt deserve that
Jul 12, 2020 11:57:18 #
badbobby wrote:
Oz arrives home to be met at the door by his wife ... (show quote)
Sorry bro but 😂 LMAO.
Jul 15, 2020 10:56:47 #
What is tha biggest difference
between an oral and a rectal thermometer ?
The taste !
between an oral and a rectal thermometer ?
The taste !
Jul 15, 2020 11:29:55 #
Big A wrote:
What is tha biggest difference
between an oral and a rectal thermometer ?
The taste !
between an oral and a rectal thermometer ?
The taste !
Thats just wrong.
Jul 15, 2020 12:48:39 #
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