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Jul 10, 2020 10:52:01   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.



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Jul 10, 2020 11:16:31   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)



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Jul 10, 2020 15:27:39   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)




When you're bad you're bad.
But you're good at it.

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Jul 10, 2020 17:38:44   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
When you're bad you're bad.
But you're good at it.


thank you Oz
preciate kind remarks

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Jul 10, 2020 19:10:23   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
That is a great one - ZOEY where are you?

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Jul 10, 2020 19:29:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Huntm22 wrote:
That is a great one - ZOEY where are you?


Fishing I hope.

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Jul 11, 2020 07:45:30   #
bucky buckner Loc: murrells inlet SC
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)

that is funny, but does anyone really know how old she is? just sayin

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Jul 11, 2020 08:16:43   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)


😳🙄🤪😜

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Jul 11, 2020 08:35:39   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Never Never Never ask a woman her age. And absolutely NEVER guess her age!!

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Jul 11, 2020 08:43:13   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)


Thanks for the morning laughs there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jul 11, 2020 09:54:43   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
bucky buckner wrote:
that is funny, but does anyone really know how old she is? just sayin


think she said 19

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Jul 11, 2020 10:21:48   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
think she said 19


That is what she told me as well.

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Jul 11, 2020 10:29:47   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)


That’s hilarious 😂😂 but you’re going to hear from Zoey. Lol. She’s much smarter than that.

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Jul 11, 2020 12:09:23   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
badbobby wrote:
think she said 19


I think that is what she said on a post.

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Jul 11, 2020 16:28:31   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (show quote)

I’m think’n you may have opened a can of “whoop-a$$ there bb. Use’s better get ready for Zoey’s retaliations 😂😂😂😂

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