There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (
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When you're bad you're bad.
But you're good at it.
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
That is a great one - ZOEY where are you?
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (
show quote)
that is funny, but does anyone really know how old she is? just sayin
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Never Never Never ask a woman her age. And absolutely NEVER guess her age!!
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (
show quote)
Thanks for the morning laughs there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
think she said 19
That is what she told me as well.
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (
show quote)
That’s hilarious 😂😂 but you’re going to hear from Zoey. Lol. She’s much smarter than that.
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
badbobby wrote:
think she said 19
I think that is what she said on a post.
badbobby wrote:
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Zoey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door
and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Zoey surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Zoey
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo... (
show quote)
I’m think’n you may have opened a can of “whoop-a$$ there bb. Use’s better get ready for Zoey’s retaliations 😂😂😂😂
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