warning--you need to read this: Warning do not wash your hair in the shower You will appreciate this warning It involves the use of shampoo when it runs down your body as you shower.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Warning
do not wash your hair in the shower
You will appreciate this warning
It involves the use of shampoo when it runs down your body as you shower.
You really need to heed this warning!
I don't know why the public wasn't informed about this a long time ago.
I have always used shampoo in the shower!!!!
But when you wash your hair in the shower,the shampoo runs down your body,
and printed clearly on the shampoo label is this warning;"For Extra Body and Volume"!!!
No dam wonder I have gained so much weight!!!
So I for one have alleviated this problem.
I got rid of the shampoo,and I now use "Dawn Dishwashing Liquid"
The label on the dishwashing liquid states;"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"!!
problem solved
BTW
If I don't answer the phone when you call to thank me,I'll be in the shower.

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

badbobby wrote:

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Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

¡So, THAT'S what happened to 2 of my former girlfriends!

Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv

I know Eskimos wash their clothes in tide. Because it’s too cold out tide.

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

I went to the hardware store to get thinner but it didn't work.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

badbobby wrote:

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Does that mean I can use my shampoo to wash dishes? I'd hate to throw it out.

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

Good one BB 👍👍

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

ghaynes1 wrote:

Does that mean I can use my shampoo to wash dishes? I'd hate to throw it out.

might also work on your car tires
dunno if I'd use it on the paint though
might make the car too heavy

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

badbobby wrote:

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A Polish farmer divorced his wife when he found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet.🥴

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

I'm Polish. Ancestors came on a boat through Ellis Island. I like a good Polish joke.

How many Pollocks does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and the other two to grab his legs and spin him around.

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

ghaynes1 wrote:

I'm Polish. Ancestors came on a boat through Ellis Island. I like a good Polish joke.

How many Pollocks does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and the other two to grab his legs and spin him around.

One of my grandfather's last name, ended in: "-sky"; so, I've always felt as though I've "got a pass", regarding the telling of "Pollock jokes"; you should have been around Cleveland, during the 60's, 70's & 80's; ¡you would have heard enough to fill a book!

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Able Man wrote:

One of my grandfather's last name, ended in: "-sky"; so, I've always felt as though I've "got a pass", regarding the telling of "Pollock jokes"; you should have been around Cleveland, during the 60's, 70's & 80's; ¡you would have heard enough to fill a book!

I heard enough when I lived in WI during those years. Parts of WI have a strong Polish population including the south side of Milwaukee. Milwaukee has a Polish Fest normally.

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Yeah, we've got a good chunk of the SE portion of Cleveland, known as: "Slavic Village" & back in the 70's & 80's, (& I'm ASSUMING, way before that, too... It's just that I have no "first-hand knowledge" of it) we used to hear ALOT of Polish being spoken. (Had one girlfriend who ¡used to whisper RUSSIAN in my ear!... As if I could get any sense outta THAT. ... {Maybe I DID, after all})

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

While I was still working, a couple of guys from Estonia came to our plant for training. I asked them whether they spoke Russian, or is there an Estonian language? They told me that they spoke Russian when they needed to swear.

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Barnacles wrote:

While I was still working, a couple of guys from Estonia came to our plant for training. I asked them whether they spoke Russian, or is there an Estonian language? They told me that they spoke Russian when they needed to swear.

Same thing with a Lithuanian guy I knew = he claimed "there ain't no cussing in Lithuanian..."; BUT; that sure didn't keep him, from "goin' to town" in the English & the Ruski. Alot of people I've met, who grew-up speaking some other language, end up really cussin' a blue-streak in English... I think partly, because ALOT of US, "think it's funny". (To teach them HOW.)